Konichiwa minna-san! It is I the Informormer…. Who is going to die in a few minute… Why you ask? We'll some "BAKA YARO" *cough* *cough* *mumbles* thought it would have been funny >=(….. Grrr.. he Said " Why don't you go interveiw Vejita?" I think he meant, "I hate you and I want you dead, so you go interveiw Vejita and my daughter can take over your job *RANT* *RANT*!!" Okay I'm okay just alittle mad.. breath… Okay I'm fine now… well anyway I might as well get this over with..
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I ring the door bell… no anwser. I ring It again.. Still no anwser… A few minutes later I become very angry and I start to walk away when I here a click and the door opening.. I turn around to see who it is and guess who…..
"Trunks?" I say alittle shocked, "Why are you home shouldn't you be in the hospital?"
" Hey your that interveiw person that was suppose to be here.. well don't just stand there come in.. come in." He says, " Oh one question do you know anything about my attacker?"
" Well um.. NO!!" I reply with the most innocent face I can muster without laughing. " Why do you ask?"
"No reason.. I was just wondering how you knew about what happened.. It's kinda embarrassing. I mean like the son of Vejita beaten by a woman."
It took every inch of control in my body to keep from killing that man.. grr.. the son of Vejita pooey! I could whip his ass any day well….. not really…… but I'll get Juuhachigou after him!!!!! Anyway…
"Well anyway speaking of Vejita, where is your old man?" I asked.. but would you know it, a rage 'n Saiya-jin came down from up stairs (I think) And yelled, " DAMMIT BRAT CLOSE THE DOOR!! I JUST GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER AND IT'S GETTING COLD!!!" the angry sayajin stop dead in his tracks when he came upon me and Trunks standing at the door…. staring at the naked sayajin. I'm not sure who fainted first but it was I sight I'll never forget!
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An hour later had past and my eyes had fluttered open. I found my self on a bed in someone's room. Judging from the mess in the room I decided to do what I'm best at …. Snoop around! I sat up and began looking for something to look threw. I then noticed a drawer and began looking around. After a few minutes of looking I found some thing of interest. It was a picture. A picture of Marron and Trunks.
"Oh my Kami! This is the evidence I need! This could be quite useful… hehehehehe." I said aloud. I then took the picture and stuffed it into my back pocket, just in time to cause someone had just opened the door. I ran to the bed and jump on it and closed my eyes making it seem that I had awoken yet. The figure walked up to the bed and looked at me. I slightly opened my eye to see who it was.. Trunks?
" Guess she's still out. Poor girl. If I was her I probly would have did the same." He turned around and began to leave when I sprang up and said, " Hey where am I?"
"WHAT?" Trunks jumped then turned back around. " Oh your awake! Your in my room. You fainted when you ..um.. and my.. tousan.. well.. a.."
"Oh now I remember! Well were is Vejita?" I asked.
Trunks, who was relieved he didn't have to finish the rest of his sentence said, "Oh well he awoke a few minutes later and is training in the gravity room."
"Sogui! Take me there!"
" Can't you come another time when he's not training? You see he's really aggressive when people bother him during his training and.."
"TAKE ME THERE OR ELSE!" I cut him off.
*gulp* "or else what?"
"Or else the world sees this!" I pull the picture out of my back pocket and shove it in his face.
"Hey how did you get that?!?!?! Give it to me!!!" Trunks jumps up and trys to retrieve it from my hand but I shove it quickly into my breast pocket.
"Come and take it from me if you dare.. or you could just take me to the gravity room and no one sees the picture and the relationship is not know to the world…. *mumbles* yet.." I said with a smile.
Trunks stared at the picture for a moment, then shook his head and motioned me to follow him. I grinned and followed him down the hall towards the gravity room.
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We came to a large metal door at the end of a long hallway (AND I MEAN LONG!!) Trunks slightly knocked on the door. No answered. All you could hear was the sounds of ki blast zooming around, things exploding, and grunts of effort from Vejita. He knocked again. Still Vejita hadn't stopped his training to open the door.
" Well I guess he can hear us. How bout you come back another……" I powered up a large purple ki blast and blew the door off of the hinges causing a small explosion. " time….."
" BRAT!!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY GRAVITY ROOM!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Vejita bellowed from inside the room.
Trunks then scared out of this mind, blasted out of the house and into the sky, leaving poor little me to deal with Vejita. "Gomen nasai Vejita-san, I'm here for that interview Bulma said you'd do.."
" WHAT DAMN INTERVIEW?!?! WHAT THAT WOMAN SAY??" He screamed.
"She said you'd do an interview for my boss… Vejita-san… please??" *big anime eyes*
"God damn… well all right….. come on into the gravity room." Vejita said as he walked into the next room. I followed him into the gravity room and found myself stuck to the floor.
" Um……Vejjies…. do…you…. think……..you..could…turn..down..the….power..alittle.." I breathed as I felt my ribs being crushed.
" A… No…" He said a he cranked the power from 3500x gravity to 5000x gravity. " I in control of this interveiw and if you ask a question I don't like then I'll higher the power but if you do then I'll leave it as it is… well get on with it.."
Breathing heavily I ask my first question, "Why.. did ..you …marry …Bulma?"
" I don't like that question.. No comment.." He turns the little knob on the machine and the number changes from 5000x to 7000x. I feel like a tuna fish in a sardine fish can.
" Well……what..do…. you think… of your… son?… and …what he does??" I close my eyes and prepare for the worst.
" That one I'll anwser. I hate that little brat. He such a okana. He never trains anymore… and when he does he doesn't for long. Bulma's stupid idea to retire and give that shitty bisness to Trunks is one of the reason he doesn't train any more! Before you know it he be as weak as a stupid earth girl like you!"
That comment definely hit home and I was pissed! I couldn't BELIEVE HOW MEAN HE WAS!! I'm not an earth girl! I'm a saiyajin! So what if I'm half Neko… It was that stupid experiment!!! A golden aura surrounded me and my purple hair turned blond and went extremely long and my blue eyes went green. I Turned SSJ3!!!!! Jumped up and lunged at Vejita punching him hard in the stomach. He then SSJ3 along with me and we battled for hours. Soon I started to over power him and I beat him down with a ki beam to the head. We both fell to the ground and fell out of SSJ3. I turned down the g's to 0 and sat on the floor breathing hard.
"Wow…you..are..a. … saiyajin……haha.." Vejita said.
"That's what I said!" I retorted.
" I just I'll anwser those questions for you then, come on Lets go down stairs and get some food." He got up and helped me to my feet. We went downstairs to finish the interview.
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Both sit in a chair I finished the rest of the interview. " SO anyway Vejita why do you let Bulma push you around?"
" I don't!! SHE THREATENS ME!!!! She says she'll take away me gravity room if I don't do what see says" Vejita practically cried.
"Oh why is your gravity room so important to you?"
" because I HAVE TO GET STRONGER!! AND BEAT THAT BAKA KAKKAROT! You Don't KNOW WHAT I GO THOUGHT BEING SECOND BEST! IT'S NOT FAIR!!! IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He then started to cry.
I felt like the biggest baka ever. There infront of me, the prince of all saiyajin's was..crying? Oh man. This guy is weird! Then Bulma walked into the door with a bag of groceries in each hand. She set them down and said, " WHY THE HELL IS VEJITA CRING?? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!!!!!!!?!?!"
" Nothing I swear.. he just started crying!" this felt like the perfect time to boot it out of there.
" YOU BIG BITCH!!!!! GET OUT NOW!!!! AND DON'T EVER COME BACK!!!!!!" Bulma screamed in a loud annoying voice.
I jumped out of my seat (vejita was still crying with his face on the table) and broke out of the window. Bulma ran outside and shot at me with a bazooka she pulled out of nowhere. I flew away from capsule corp. as fast as I could.
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WHAT AN INTERVIEW!! I can't believe how long that took! And I even turn SSJ3 *proud* I can't believe what a baby vejita is haha!!!! He was actually crying!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!Oh and I'll have that picture I found in Trunk's room up in the fan art section.. Oh and speaking of Trunks there was another attack reported on the news. They say it's the same person. Well we all know who that is ^__^ I wonder who is next on my list. *checks list* Marron? Well that's much better. At least I won't be hurt doing this one. This is Animako-chan signing…… *knock* *knock* *knock* Hey who's that?.. *open door* SO I'M A BABY EH?? Me: WHAT?? NO YOUR NOT!!! I WAS JUST JOKING!! Hahaha….eep Vejita: *evil grin* Let's see how much a baby your going to be in a few seconds. *goes ssj4* Me: KUSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away* Vejita: *runs after me and grabs both of my wrists* You are just going to love this >=) Me: Vejjie-chan, hunny, please don't kill me….I have more interviews to do. Vejita: you won't be doing interview for a while after this >=) Me: *gulp*
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