Bra and Goten's Wedding


"Do you Bra Vegeta Briefs, take Son Goten to be your husband. In sickness and in health. For better or for worse. For rich or poor. As long as you both so live." When the words left the priest's mouth, Bra looked up into Goten's eyes. She smiled. 'I know this is the right thing to do.' Without a moment's hesitation she said, "I do."

The priest smiled. He may have done a thousand weddings, but each was special in their own little way. He turned to face the man with the explosive black hair. "Do you Son Goten, take Bra Vegeta Briefs to be your wife. In sickness and in health. For better or for worse. For rich or poor. As long as you both so live." The priest smiled as he waited for the young man's response. After the first fifteen seconds went by, he got a little worried. He looked at the man. He looked sick.

"GOTEN!!!! SAY THE WORDS!!!" Goten cringed at Bra's yelling. 'What the hell am I doing? I think I need to.....' Much to everyone's distaste he threw-up. After the moans and remarks about how nasty that was he tried to recomposed himself. Goten looked at the priest, "Rev I do."

Bra choked back her wave of nauseous. 'Why me.' The priest didn't look too hot either. He said the last part. "If anyone objects...." He didn't get a chance to say anything else. A few people spoke up. First to talk was the maid of honor. "Goten you can't marry her. I have always loved you. Pick me, not that slut." Goten's jaw dropped. He never expected to hear that kinda stuff from Marron.

"Marron!!!" Bra and Trunks said at the same time. "But you are my girlfriend!!" Marron pouted at what Trunks said. "Don't worry Trunks-kun, she wasn't good enough for you anywayz!!" Pan picked up her dress and jumped in Trunks arms. "Trunks dropped her and turned his attention to Goten. "You bastard!! My girlfriend dumped me because of you. And I don't want you marrying my sister."

The priest was shocked. The best man punched out the groom. The bride kicked the maid of honor in the face. And the dark haired bridesmaid was crying over something she said to herself..."Always a bridesmaid and never a bride." He tried to stop the fighting. But someone did it for him.

"All you brats stop now!!" Trunks stopped in mid punching Goten in the face. But Bra kept hitting Marron a few times before she stopped. "If anyone gets to kill one of Kakarott's brats it is going to be me!!" Vegeta rushed over to Goten and punched him in the face.

In the crowds Chi Chi shrieked. "I told him, not to get mixed up with that loud mouth bitch's family!!" Bulma who heard this stood up with her hands on her hips. "Shut up Chi Chi. You can't talk. At least my man is still alive. He didn't run away to go live with some dragon. I always wondered about why he did that. Now I know." Chi Chi bristled and tried to punch her. Bulma laughed. Chi Chi smirked. "I am gonna wipe that silly grin off your face old woman!!" Bulma's face turned red in anger. She started huffing and puffing and kicked Chi Chi in the stomach. "I am not old, fatty!!" After that remark Chi Chi and Bulma started their own sparring match.

Pan got mad when she realized what Trunks and Marron had done to them. She looked at Bra too. None of this wouldn't have happened if Bra would have listened to her. 'I told her I didn't want her to marry my uncle!' She stood up and dusted herself off. She then ki blasted everyone who had gotten on her nerves today. Marron fell down and Trunks got a dead hit. The blast aimed at Bra, instead burned her dress. Bra stopped kicking Marron to charge at Pan. After a couple of minutes of blocks and attacking Trunks pried her away from Pan. "It's my turn now." Before he got a hit Gohan came and knocked Trunks out. "GOHAN!!" Bra and Pan both chorused.

"Why are you calling out my father's name?" Bra blushed so did Gohan. This didn't go unnoticed from Videl. She marched up to Bra and knocked her down. Videl yelled at the top of her lungs, "GOHAN SO YOU HAVE BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH SOME CHILD?!?!" Bra struggled back up. She touched her face gently and pulled her hand away. She saw blood. She ducked when Videl threw a punch her way. "YOU BITCH!! I HAVE A BLOODY NOSE NOW!!" While this all was going on Gohan backed away. He bumped into someone. He turned to see a very pissed off Goten. "You made Bra cheat on me." Goten said this through clenched teeth. Gohan knew he was stronger than his brother. But he wasn't in the mood to fight.

After the little fight between Bra and Videl, Bra walked away a little bloodier. She turned to scream. Gohan called Vegeta back to where Goten was and started pounding him again. "DADDY!! YOU PROMISED!!" Vegeta dropped Goten when he saw a tear drop from Bra's face. He didn't leave him totally alone. "No third-class warrior's brat is good enough to marry my brat." He kicked him in the side after he glared at Gohan. Bra turned around to get tackled down by Marron and Pan. "You bitch!! We lost the only men we ever loved because of you." After Marron unsuccessfully tried to beat up Bra, Pan tried. Both didn't stand a chance but they did hurt her really bad. After what seemed like the millionth time she got thrown down, Bra caught a glimpse of herself in a wine glass. He blue hair had blood streaks in, matted with sweat, and was in tangles. If she was pissed off before she was a storm now. She knocked both down with a single ki blast.

Trunks rushed to his sister's side. "Now why did you go and do that for?" Bra hit Trunks in the gut. She grumbled as she went to help Goten. Gohan just stared at her. She glared at him and mouthed... 'It's over between us...' as she walked away.

Vegeta separated Bulma and Chi Chi. He was proud that his mate kicked the snot out of her. Bulma was bloody and tired but still managed to escape his hold on her to hit Chi Chi again.

The priest was shocked. There were four unconscience bodies on the ground. And the bride came to the spots with the groom slung over her back. Both were bloody and their clothes were ruined. He shook his head in pity. He was afraid to continue but decided it was for the best. It was obvious that these people were not normal. In a rushed voice he said, "Ifanyonedoesnotobject…..Ipronounceyouhusbandandwife….Youmaykissthebride." He wiped the sweat from his head as the couple kissed. He knew that out of all the weddings he had ever done this was the most tiring, weirdest, and dangerous wedding he has ever done.



Animako-chan: Holy Shit! Now that's one Helluva Wedding ^_^
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