WOW... I CANT BELEIVE U JUST CAME HERE... I MEAN COME ON. DID U REALLY THINK IT WAS GONNA BE THAT INTERESTING? IM NOT INTERESTING, SO THEREFORE THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST RIDICULOUS WEBSITE. OH U AGREE? WELL THEN... I DONT WANT UR STUPID FACE HERE! LEAVE! THATS RIGHT! LEAVE... GET OUT! RIGHT NOW! ITS THE END OF U AND ME.... IM SO GONNA SHUT THIS DOOR ON UR FUGLY FACE! I MEAN IT. DANG! I CANT. ITS IMPOSSIBLE. CRAP! THRES NO WAY OF GETTING RID OF U! UR LIKE A COCKRAOCH! NO WAY. WELL MY DAD HAS SOME FREAKIN AWESOME BUG KILLER THAT I CAN USE... BUT I WAS USING THE COCKROACH THING AS A METAPHOR TO U. SO I CANT REALLY SPRAY WITH THE BUG KILLER. DANG. I CANT BELEIVE UR STILL HERE. U MUST LOVE BOTHERING ME. I BET UR LIKE ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING HOUSE GUESTS THAT TAKE UP ALOT OF SPACE... AND USE THE BATHROOM FOR TO LONG... AND STINK IT UP REAL BAD... AND ASK FOR HOTEL SERVICE LIKE HOSPITALITY... AND NEVER LET U WATCH UR NORMAL TV SCHEDULE... YA THATS U. I BET UR LIKE AN UNWELCOMED HOUSE GUEST. THAT SUCKS MAN. I WOULD HATE TO BE THAT PERSON... GEEZE. SORRY. IT MUST SUCK TO BE U. HEY BUT IT DOESNT SUCK THAT BAD BC UR GETTING THE PRESENCE OF ME WHENEVER U WANT. WOW. UR LUCKY. I THINK U SHOULKD COUNT UR LUCKY STARS... GO AHEAD. COUNT THEM ALL.... ILL WAIT...................................................................................... DONE? TOOK LONG ENOUGH. MAN UR SLOW. I BET IF I TOLD A JOKE U WOULDNT GET IT. I WONT TELL U A JOKE RIGHT NOW. NOT BC I WANT TO CONFUSE U, BUT THAT IM GETTING TIRED OF THIS. I WANT SOME ICE CREAM....... IM GONNA GO GET SOME..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! THAT WAS GOOD!HEY U SHOULD BRING ME COFFEE. I WOULD BE ABLE TO TYPE MORE... YA COME OVER AND DELIVER ME STARBUCKS.. I LIKE WHITE CHOCOLATE MOCHA. OK THEN. NO MORE UNTIL I GET ME STARBUCKS BABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS! SEE YA!

Welcome to my... well, I dont know what to call it... but um, WELCOME!

I bet ur wondering whats on this thing... me too. give me some ideas and ill make it happen... have u read the scroll bar. its kinda mean. oooopppsss. i was trying to be mean. i hope i pulled it off. i dont know if i did. oh well. read it!