Movie: Uncle Sam I Want you dead
Reviewer:Pankiller
Quick statment so you don't have to read a stupid review if you don't want to:
"This movie is as good

as Uncle Sam is cool today"

Like the lostboy way goes cheesy b movies deserve
cheesy unedited reviews!

Before I start this review I'd like to say this movie could of been a good movie,
Ugh who am I lieing to no it couldn't with such a stupid plot whyd they
waste money on making it? SO the lostboys can make a even worse Review! Thats
Why!

The story of this crapfest is about a stupid kid and his
Uncle sam(Not the uncle sam we know till latter) Well
Anyway this kid happens to be a usual right winger
loving only things American and hating everything left wing.
One day when he is worshiping his idol(not dubya but his uncle)
A guy stops by his house saying uncle sam died(like anyone cares?).
The kid was heartbroken and the mom had the dead body moved
to thier house instead of a graveyard.(Don't ask me they are hicks?)
Well after all that stupid plot stuff the next day the kid goes to school
and has a teacher who resembels Dubya both in his looks and how they
both skiped vietnam. They argue about some stupid right wing crap.
That night which is so stupid I had to force myself to watch it
The uncle sam guy comes out of his casket and beats up a pervert
In a uncle sam outfit(go figure..)

Then he goes and kills some stupid american bashing kids in the
Most boringest ways(Burrys one alive,hangs them on a flag pole)
Well I'm not gonna waste my time on such a stupid movie in depth
so latter in the movie(if you can call it that) You see some stupid blind kid
Actors that don't know how to act, and ending thats so stupid it's probly
the only good thing in this movie!

In the end:
This movie contains non scary death scenes
Worse acting than anyones ever seen
Stupid story
And all over lower than b movies

The lostboys rate this movie as

Trash that should only be

watched at to laugh at!