Reviewer: Kai
Quick Review: Trash!!! UGH!!!
Tomb Raider 2: The Cradle Of Light

Kai here again since you can't get enough of the Kai. Let's get right to it.

Plot 0.5/2.0

Pandora's box? PLEASE! It's been done before you damn whores. It makes no sense to me that Lara Croft wasted 2 fucking hours looking for a box! BORING!

Acting 1.5/2.0

Sadly, only a select few in this movie acted well. Angelina Jolie, Noah Taylor, and that butler guy. Of course, Bryce and the butler were simply background characters for Lara's love affair with that guy.

Music 0/2.0

I must ask who came up with the music for this movie, THERE WAS NONE! The last was cooler because it included some tracks by Basement Jaxx (Where's Your Head At) and Chemical Brothers (Galaxy Bounce)

Action 1.0/2.0

I'm too sad to even comment in this catagory...Long story short, the action was surely not as cool as the first one.

Entertainment Value 1.0/2.0

...Please don't make me comment on this.

Total 4.0

Dear God...this is sad.