This is my mom Irene. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them even has a job.
This is my brother marco. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is
not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.
My grandma lives with us in our trailer. She smells real bad. She likes to
hang out in bars and drink beer.
My mom says she is almost positive this is my dad Matt senior. He lives in
a Federal Penitentiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years we are going
fishing.
This is my dad’s truck. The bloodstains inside are almost all gone.
My younger sister Benifer lost all her teeth. She was licking an eggbeater
after mom made a cake and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident.
We are proud of my older brother mario. He is only 27 and all ready in the
4th grade. He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name.
My half brother JimBob and his wife. She is a hottie. They raise Possum in
their back yard. They are not allowed to have children.
This is my older sister Sue Ellen. She has 15 kids and they all look different.
We depend on her welfare check to get by. She has a disease that makes her
itch.
Jethro is my 1st cousin. He runs a tomato stand down by the highway. He once
went 53 days without taking a bath.
This is Morunao. He used to be my best friend but got killed by a bus on the
interstate. I still wear his underwear.
These are 2 kids we throw stuff at. There used to be 3 of them. Mom says we
can't throw heavy stuff any more.
Jake holds the park record. He once jumped over 7 trailers. Jake crashed a
lot and talks real slow now. His doctor told him to wear a helmet.
This is my Uncle Marky. He sells perfume in a department store and
my mom says if I study real hard in school I can become just like him.
THE END
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