Melon Head
Version: 2

by lost boys/ Pankiller

(Note the lostboys love horror movies so we used a well kown tale known between LostBoys of Melon head to make a crapy b movie script of our own for you guys to read)

Melon head is a stupid guy society threw out cause he had a big head and looked stupid near web moutain a ficitonal place. So he hates technology and loves killing 80's stupid campers who some live to die in the next 1)

Enjoy the B Movie goodness!

Opening:

(we open up to a night time setting

in the web moutain park)

(we see a girl running thru woods)

Girl: Scream!

(we then see a mysterious figure start

Chasing here, the figure is tall and dark

only see up to his neck, the girl keeps

runing and trips)

Girl: Fuck! whatever you do dont kill me!

(you see a pair of hands grab her neck

Girl: ugh ugh ugh........

(hear crack of her neck, screen fades black then

the title Melon Head is shown.)

Scene 1

( It's a sunny day now , we see 5 people in a car riding

down a road with forests on each end, the 5 passengers

appear to be mid 20's or so, 3 males Jon, Mike, and Chuck.

2 females Sarah and Susy.

Some back round info on them is

Mike and Susy are together

Jon and Sarah are together

Chuck is all alone overwieght and Sarah's cousin)

 

Susy: Mike I think we are lost baby, we should

ask for directions.

(Camera goes in car)

Mike:Don't worry baby I know where I'm going

Chuck: Hey susy how was last night with lover boy there?

(Hugs himself and makes kissing noises)

Susy and mike together: It's none of your damn bussiness chuck!

Chuck: It is if i want it to be!

Jon: Hey chunk! Why don't you shut the hell up your giving me a headache asshole! Here eat this you fat shit!
(Jon pulls out a old candy bar thats all melted, and throws it at chuck)

Chuck: The names chuck asshole!

(he bends down, grabs the candy bar and takes a big bite of it and the chocolate is all over his face)

Sarah: Jon that was really mean of you to do that!

Jon: Why did we bring that pig with us anyway?

Sarah: He's my cousin, So you better be nice to him or no fun tonight. If you know what I mean!

Jon: O plz! I'm so sorry!
(Sarah just turns and ignores him, Jon then wispers to chuck)

If you weren't her cousin you fagit I'd kill you!

Chuck: HAHAHA!
(He makes noises and a funny face, takes a bite of the candy bar and licks his face. Jon gives up with the both of them and looks outside the window)

Jon: Mike do you even know where were going?

Mike: Of course I do!

(camera zooms out window onto a diner and susy points her finger out the window.)

Susy: Mike over there! Maybe they know the way to the camping site! lets go get directions!

Mike: I Said I do NOT need directions!

Chuck: Well theres a diner there and I'm starving!
( By this time he finished his candy bar amd grabs his stomach)

Jon: (Looks at chuck) your always hungry you faaaa
( At this time sarah is stareing at him so he stops talking and stares out the window again, and wispers to himself) Fat SHIT!

( To make the situation better Susy has an idea)

Susy: I agree with chuck I want food too! It looks like we are low on gas too, and the sign says they have a self serve gas station
(Camera goes to the sign then back to susy)
So Mike will you do it for me?(She flashes her eyes)

Mike: Well I guess the car could use the gas and I too feel hungry........ Ok lets go(He turns into the Diner/Gas stations parking lot)
But I want you to know I'm not doing this for directions! you got it?

Susy: Whatever honey......

End: scene 1

 

Scene 2

(The party gets out of the car near the diner and gas station)

Mike: I'll go fill up the gas and guys go order the food.

Chuck: Yes!!!!! Fooood! I'll, I'll be sure to order you something...

Jon: Is that all you think about chunky?!?!
(Jon hits chuck)

Chuck: Why I oughta!!
(Chuck and Jon start fighting and mike tries to brake it up)

Sarah: Hey susy can I talk to you over there?
(Sarah points to a area away from the fight and the girls move to it)

Susy: So?
(looking puzzled)

Sarah: So are you really here for food?
(Camera shows the guys fighting and Mike trying to brake it up and Sarah has a look of desgust on her face.)

Susy: Of course not! I'm going to get directions so this camping trip isn't a complete waste.

Sarah: Sure started bad especially with my cousion chuck and the problems with Jon on top of it all.....
(Sarah's face gets more look of sadness then before)

Susy: What problems? You never spoke on any problems before? I know how mad Jon can get over things? ...... Is he hiting you?!?!?! If he does i'll have Mike.........
(Susy Is very worried now, before she finishes Sarah Interupts)

Sarah: It's not like that, I'll tell you latter.... Lets go before they beat chuck up too badly
(The girls walk back and Mike has finally seemed to seperate the two.)

Mike: Quit it you guys! Youve been ruining this tirp the whole time.

Jon: What are you talking about if you knew where the hell you were going and this fat shit didn't come along it be much bet.......

Chuck: Hahahahahaha
(Points at Sarah behind Jon's back)

Mike: I think you better turn around Jon

Everyone but Sarah and Jon: HAHAHAHAHA!

Sarah: Do you remeber what I said Lovey?!?!?
(She look like shes going to explode)

Jon: Baby we were just joking right Chuck?
(Chuck still laughing, and Sarah gives up and walks away)
Right chuck?!?!?!
(Acting more agressive and chuck stops laughing)

Chuck:whatever you say.

Susy: Umm guys lets go in the diner now and calim down. I think we all are just hungry.

(They walk in, Mike goes to fill the gas)

End: scene 2

Scene 3

 

 

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