Review By Hook

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quick review: Classic

This film is Pure Genius. First of all, it introduces us to Pat Morita,
the coolest asian man ever. If I could have one neighbor
besides the young twins (shame on me) it would be Mr. Miyagi.
Everyday I would go over to his cool oriental house and train
with him. He would teach me the ways of karate so I could beat
the shit out of kids i despise for example, Pat (Bucky). He also would let me
have one of his sweet classic cars. Overall, this movie is a classic.
It was great seeing Pat Morita drunk off his ass, and lied about
how Ralph Macchio was a blackbelt and entered him into a
competition. I can't wait till some asshole approaches me and is
all like "hey kid, i'm gonna beat your ass for being who you are"
and then I'm all like wax on, wax off and his sorry
ass is all fucked up on the floor.

This Movie gets :

 

award!