From Justin To Kelly!
Review By Hook


quick review: Trash! Trash! Trash!

I have not seen this movie, but any normal person who isn't obsessed
with reality t.v. can agree that it is one hulking bag of shit.
The plot is as follows: Kelly Clarkson's fresh-faced, small-town-girl
charm--the charisma that led her to win the first season of
American Idol--is on full display in From Justin to Kelly, a
contemporary beach-party movie co-starring her former
competition, Justin Guarini. Kelly and two gal pals go to the
beach for spring break, where one of her friends gets jealous
of Kelly and tries to ruin her budding romance with Justin--
is just an excuse for glossy pop musical numbers, in which Kelly,
Justin, and the rest of the cast exercise their glossy throats with
lots of white soul vocal stylings. The best musical numbers suggest a new
kind of disco-fueled pop operetta, with everyone singing the story along;
you may wish that Kelly and Justin sang their way through the
entire movie, never speaking at all. Plenty of skin--from girls and boys--is
on display, but the overall tone is squeaky clean. One phrase: Bag of Shit.

 

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