katrina D.

11 ways to get kicked out of a bowling alley

• Get the ball stuck in the lane.
• Get the ball stuck in the gutter.
• Try to play catch with bowling balls.
• Bowl in other people's lanes.
• Carry around bowling balls asking if people like your balls.
• Make fat jokes to the manager.
• Set off fire alarms and claim that you saw a fire because of all the smoke.
• Attempt the stop, drop and roll method down the lane
• Give balls names and personalities and proceed to talk to them. Draw faces on the balls.
• Mock everything the bowling workers say to you in a funny voice.
• Go to people next to you and give them a high five when they get a strike.

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