My Freshman Prom (Yea I went as a frosh)

I would like to make it clear that I was forced to go to Prom with a friend of our family. I held no physical or emotional attraction to the guy, but hey, he needed a date for his senior prom!

It is a good thing I ran into my girl Allie at Prom, she introduced me to some wild people... like Tim Nock and Nate Clark... hmmmm

HAHAHAHA ok, in case anyone else didn't notice... Tim could not have looked MORE stoned if he was conscious of the fact that he was blazed and was TRYING to look stoned! But I will say he made Prom bearable.

And this was definitely the only part of Prom that did not BLOW! I got to dance with Big jOn, and it was all good... and contrary to popular belief... we did not kiss!

So my date's mom took the picture above... she swore up and down to my mother that I was kissin' Big jOn Freeland... and when the pic came back with proof of our innocence, I was like, "Serves you right for spying!!!!" But according to my mom and my date's mom... they were "watching the Prom Queen crowning... not spying."