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*Banana Colidas Rules of Thumb*

• 1) Let it Go!
• 2) Friends don't let friends shave drunk.
• 3) Don't take or pose for naked pictures.
• 4) Don't wear "South" stuff to a Frat party... they WILL put 2 & 2 together!
• 5) No hypocritical b*****s at parties!
• 6) You can only dance in a strobe light while tipsy for so long... before you become extremely dizzy.
• 7) Don't let anyone film you naked using night vision, or at all. (Especially if not making any money!)
• 8) No @$$#*le$ allowed!
• 9) Don't drink with guys, or fight over them!
• 10) Don't speed on the round-a-bout.
• 11) If you don't like the PB channel... you're not a true colida!
• 12) If a dog chases you while you're walking 6 miles at 2 am to get some... RUN!
• 13) If a car pulls into the driveway of the house You're trying to sneak into... HIDE!
• 14) Try avoiding all 30 ft cliffs while it's raining!
• 15) Refer to rule #8!

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Banana Colida Codes
The Drink Recipes
Our Quotes
Killer Movies
The Grocery Store
Meager Thoughts On That Damn "Love" Issue
The PICTURES! (You know you wanna see some crazy stuff... possibly brief nudity)

You can catch the Banana Colidas gettin' wild and crazy in your local highschool, and various other places on the weekends! Have a great day... and when you're feeling low, have a Banana Colida! ;)