Mystery Mistress

The Ten Commandments of Ya-Yahood

• Thou shalt not place any brother or sister before thine Ya-yas
• Thou shalt not create any vodoo image of thine Ya-ya sister (this only applies to youy Ya-ya sister, there is no law which outlaws the torture of any non-Ya-ya member)
• Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain (no kidding, I'll kick your butt if you do)
• Remember the days in which thou art to meet with the Ya-yas and keep them sacred in thine mind and soul
• Honor and love your sisters. Friendship =love. Love your sisters, love yourself.
• Thou shalt not kill. Not even thine self when thou art depressed.
• Thou shalt not seduce thy friend's boyfriend.
• Thou shalt be allowed to borrow from thine sisters. Stealing is for hos.
• Thou shalt not bear false witness against thine sisters. Always tell the truth. Ya-yas love eachother through thick and thin and trust is the foundation of our sisterhood.
• Thou shalt not covet thy sister's grades, nor thine sister's boyfriend, nor thine sister's pet parakeet, etc.