Life is a vacuum cleaner. It Sux.

If you make war with others, you'll never be at peace with yourself.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

Nobody's perfect. I'm a nobody.

Magic. No explaination is need for those who believe. For those who don't, none will suffice.

Fear knocked on the door. Faith answered and no one was there.

A woman is like a teabag. You don't know how strong it is until it gets into hot water.

The mind is like a parachute. It works best when it's open.

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." - Burt Bacharach

A thousand words are worth a picture- and they load faster, too.

As I stare upon the slivers of the shattered glass, I catch a reflection of a shard of the sun, reminding me that life is but a splintered mirror seen through eyes of the heavens - Et3rni7y

Light travels faster than sound so some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes.

Don't cry because its over. Smile because it happened.

The journey through life is a lot like walking through snow. Wherever that you may tread, the tracks will always show.

The world is a diary with its past written in concrete and stone.

Sometimes, when you feel like you are the only person in the world, remember that you might mean the world to someone else.