He's Just A Kleptomaniac
© 2001 Elizabeth Marquez
(V1)
I saw you staring at him
So I should give you some advice
Believe me I’ve been where you are now
It won’t end up all that nice
Don’t let those pearly whites fool you
Cause he’ll feed you perfect lies
He’ll wink with those big brown eyes
While he thinks of alibis
(C)
Some say he’s a kleptomaniac
Takes hearts from naïve fools
They say he can not help himself
But I don’t believe that’s true
He’s just a kleptomaniac
Be careful or he'll steal yours too
(V2)
He collects hearts like trophies
So you should watch yours real close
Believe me, he’s good at his craft
He struts around so grandiose
Don’t let his good looks fool you
Cause he knows he’s so damn hot
He’ll use everything he’s got
He thinks he can’t be caught
(C)
Some say he’s a kleptomaniac
Takes hearts from naïve fools
They say he can not help himself
But I don’t believe that’s true
He’s just a kleptomaniac
Be careful or he'll steal yours too
(B)
I don’t know if there is treatment
For this affliction he creates
I’m sure it’d cost a pretty penny
But at this point I’d pay the rates
I could start a support group
To give others sound advice
Tell them to stay away from the man
Who’ll take your heart at any price
(C)
He’s just a kleptomaniac
Takes hearts from naïve fools
They say he can not help himself
But I don’t believe that’s true
He’s just a kleptomaniac
Be careful or he'll steal yours too
