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The... has its origins in Year 11, when Sim, Harpreet T (Seth), I and others occasionally, made lists for our form (11G - woo!) Well, methinks Sim initiated the whole thing and it was genius, it has to be said! These lists were basically piss-takes of people in the form and varied from a chocolate bar for everyone to a footballer for everyone! Anyway, I was rooting through some stuff the other day and came across the...(!), rubbed my hands together and thought mmm... a new invention for the website! So, if anyone has any ideas for the..., please e-mail me and let me know and I will add your suggestions (providing they are not TOO offensive!) to this page! So COME ON, get thinking! I want at least one for each person! I hope you can all relate to these, test whether they encapsulate the corresponding person's personality and find them amusing!

If the following offend anyone, I apologise and if you let me know, I will remove them off the site as soon as I can. Thank you!

  • Best Head Girl ever! - Rosi
  • Bad Girl - Carla, Laura Burns, Karolina
  • Barbie Girl - Anna 'Beatle' - Jupp, Maria
  • Boring Tory - Karen
  • Blondest - Kate Rees
  • Blondest with the blackest hair - Usha
  • Bluntest -
  • Butcher - Charlotte Smith
  • Cannonator - mmmm?!!
  • Curwinator - Who else?!!
  • Chicken - Kate Murray
  • Dancer - Lizzy, Debbi, Laura Burns
  • Dentist - Saima Akhtar
  • Drama queen -
  • Drug dealer - Marian, Melika, Rachel Spliff (!)
  • Drunkest - Jane, Alice, Nami, Rachel Smith et al.
  • 80s Queen - Wallace, Kristy, Karolina
  • Expert skier - Maria
  • Expert on electrical appliances - Jupp
  • Fairy - Sarah Banks, Tabassum
  • Fairy Stamper - Amy
  • Fashion guru - Rachel De-lahay, Wallace
  • Fat Cat - Curwin
  • Floatiest -
  • Galaxy chocoholic - Jupp, Jade
  • Gangster - Marian, Melika
  • Genius - Sarah Cotterill, Nina, Evelyn
  • Geographer - Sam Harper, Wallace, Aliya, Ellie Woods
  • G.I. - Jade
  • Hathi - Geeta
  • Horniest - Jacqui, Lottie, Linzi Bainbridge
  • Illegal immigrant - Saira Asghar, Marian
  • Inane -
  • Insane -
  • Kiss-ass - Wallace, Sam Harper, Jupp
  • Know-it-all - Higgins
  • Kraut - Karolina
  • Least bitchy - Kat, Andrea
  • Most bitchy - (too many!)
  • Jammiest - Alice
  • Loudest -
  • Male teachers' pet - Charlotte Smith
  • Man (of many nationalities) eater - Emma Ilsley, Lottie
  • (S)Mashed potato - Rhiannon
  • Meanest - Charlotte Smith
  • Miscreant -

  • Most argumentative in French lessons - Laura Burns, Karolina, Caz (Catherine where's your homework?!)
  • Most brainwashed - the whole politics group
  • Most forgetful - where's your History folder Alice? oh...is that it on the desk?!!
  • Most likely to be a professor - Sarah Cotterill
  • Most likely to be planning world domination - Gemma, Laudina
  • Most likely to restart the Handsworth Riots - Marian, Melika
  • Most disorganised -
  • Most organised -
  • Negotiator -
  • Nutty Professor - Rachel Smith
  • One from outer space - Alice
  • One who was attacked by a shark - Higgins
  • One who always has her mouth open - Wallace
  • One who has a thing for randy perms - Jupp
  • One who is most likely to marry a bus driver - Kristy
  • One who laughs at anything - Grace
  • One who loves Chemistry - Maria
  • One who wants to marry Euan Blair - Curwin
  • One with 'goo-goo' eyes - Jade
  • Poshest - Jane
  • Second Saviour - Tash
  • Sheep - Seth
  • Siamese twins - Hannah Roberts/Sophie Nellis, Charlotte Cordle/Stephanie Mroczkowska
  • Singer -
  • Skiver - Rachel Smith, Melika, Emma
  • Slimer - Saima Akhtar
  • Slowest - Seth
  • Smiliest - Andrea
  • Spade - Jade
  • Spoon - Karolina
  • Somalian - Marian
  • Source of gossip - Seth (that doesn't mean it's reliable!!)
  • Sparkliest - Carla
  • Spy - Karolina, Higgins
  • Stalker - Maria
  • Vainest - sorry, got the wrong year!
  • Venezuelan/Oxford Pimp - Becky Curwin (where hasn't she pimped?!)
  • Welsh Rarebit - Jupp, Rhiannon
  • Witch - Felicity, Rachel Smith, Jo Darby, Hen, Christie
  • Yellowest - Bav
  • Greenest - Ellie B-H