*N Sync Quotes

Makes you go awwww...


Yes, we do love *N Sync. And with every "intelligent"/cute/stupid thing one of them says, we love them even more. Here are some of our all-time favorite quotes. And, of course, our comments in italics.

LANCE


  • "Did ya get that from Claire's? They have everything." I am not going to ask...

  • "Poofu, Poofu, where are you? Please come out and play!" If you insist...

  • "M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-crooked-letter-crooked-letter-I-humpback-humpback-I" ::mutters dork::

  • "I was walking down the street, and some guy says 'Hey! 'NSYNC!' uhhhh....My name is Lance..." Awww...poor baby...

  • "I can't bear looking in the mirror - I guess that's why my hair looks like this." Okay, so you don't look in a mirror, but you still manage to get that perfect bedhead look? My bro has that hair cut, and he spends, like, 45 minutes a day on it. So either you are a hair genius who spends all that time doing his hair w/o a mirror (stupid,) or you're lying through your teeth (bad.)

  • "I went skydiving and hit a bird."Oh, poor birdy! Ha, the bug killed a bird! Hahaha!

  • "I'm busting out of my package...I mean, my package is busting out of me...uh...whoa." Yeah, whoah would be a good thing to say here...

  • "I kicked some MAJOR butt out there" Liar.

  • "My cell phone was stolen, that's not fair!" Aw...poor Lancey...life without a cell phone. How ever will you survive?

  • "The lounge, the kitchen, the lounge, the kitchen" (doing a tour of the bus and bouncing back and forth)That is so cute...

  • "When we come out, we will be dressed" As opposed to???

  • "Justin is just very talented in everything he does, which makes me sick" Sure, Lance, just feed his ego even more...

  • "I just like the letters, P-M-S..." You're not going to like those letters so much when your wife gets a VERY bad case of it and more or less chops your head off...

  • "I get no love..."::waves hand:: Lance! I luv you!

  • "My favorite word is whatchmacallit." Hey! That's one of my faves too! Right after thingamajig.

  • "Chat rooms are so cool, especially if you go into your own chat room and all the people are talking about you and you pretend you're somebody else!" Lance does this after he checks himself out on eBay.

  • What does Lance pack in his suitcase? "I carry my camera, because I take pictures of everything. And food, you have to have food. Um, my watch that Joey gave me for my birthday..Tommy Hillifiger, playing cards..Taz. My Ricola because I have a cough all the time and batteries. I will show you what my batteries are for, my CD player." ::slaps self:: Not going to go there...

    JC


    "This is our odyssey through life, you know? So we went with Pop Odyssey for the tour. All those rumors of ripping off 2001: A Space Odyssey are trash. Chris says it sounds more like a Star Trek movie, but as long as fans don't show up with signs saying 'Live long and prosper, JC' instead of 'JC, father my child,' I'm cool with that." So, now we know what kind of signs Jayce likes...

    "I think I could be in a Christmas mood any time of the year. It's my favorite holiday!" We wish you a merry Christmas! Silent night, holy night...jingle bells, jingle bells, oh holy night, up on the housetop...did I mention that I start singing Christmas carols in July? Jayce just got 20 cool points.

  • "I'm not bossy. I'm just into order." And the difference is?

  • "In Germany, we threw fruit off off the balcony. We like to see it explode. Did we clean it up? Of course not!" Isn't that illegal?

  • "There's a fine line between confidence and conceit. Nobody should ever cross it." This comment came a little late for some people...

  • "This is a scary bondage thing." ::bites lip::

  • "J, you da man dawg!" (about Justin and Brit)Dork. Perv.

  • "Day one - done - wow - my groin hurts." Oh, the downfalls of being in a boyband...

  • "Sleeping with large quantities of stuffed animals relieves stress caused by annoying roommates...AND works as a pillow!" Excuses, excuses...

  • "There's something about my head going underneath my butt that's just not natural." Uh huh...you don't say...

  • "It's spelled Chasez but it's pronounced Shazay." Yeah! Got that?

  • "A bag of fleas is easier to control than our dear Chris Kirkpatrick." I can't think of anything to say to this. So sue me.

  • "Everyone thinks that I like to sleep. It's not that I like to sleep, it's that I don't like to get up! There is a difference." JC, this is just like your little "I'm not bossy" statement. There is no difference.

  • "We are very hormonal people, but we have good morals" Just a lil something for the girls' mommas...

  • "I just got Phil Collin's autograph! WOOHOO! I'm a little girl" Not going there...

  • "This is why we're all in therapy." ::strokes chin::uh huh...what else can you tell me about this?

  • "We've been busting our hump for about three years now. I mean... err... That sounded funny didn't it?" Actually, coming from you it sounds quite normal. I think it's the sanest thing you've said on this page...

  • "No...uh...yeah...uh...hey man, I'm an avid watcher of Sesame Street, I'm down with Grover, you know what I'm saying, he's skinny, he's cool" Actually, Grover has a tummy...

  • "Britney has breasts?" And you really want guys to think you're straight?

  • "I was in the doctor's office with the guys getting these inoculations to go to South Africa, and this nurse comes in and she's holding something, so I'm thinking 'it's shot time' and I ran outta there. Later the guys are all cracking up cuz I ran from the ear thermometer" Excuse me as I fall over laughing hysterically

  • "It's hard not to like Lance." I know, I tried...

  • "Oh you want some sugar?" Yes, please!

  • "When I'm [in the studio], I'm jumping the whole time. I jump off of stuff, over the chairs and over pianos, the whole nine." I was not aware that it was humanly possible to jump over a piano...

  • "We used to sit there and we used to look at the menus, and one day we were like 'Let's get outta here with one of these man, we'd be cool." Y'all have odd definitions of cool.

  • "I was walking down the terminal goin' 'Why-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yay..' and the people were going' 'What on EARTH is up with that guy?" I often ask myself the same thing...



    CHRIS


    "Then why do you sleep with your brother?" Not gonna ask

    "Those darn Backstreet Boys. Wow, they are ugly. Too bad they weren't as sexy as me!" Oh yeah. Too bad... ::rolls eyes::

    "We all wish we were a little taller...some of us more than others." And those some would be? No, I know, I'm just torturing the boy

    "And we got Lance, we are all replaceable..Lance is irreplaceable...he is albino... quit lying, he's a Mississippi albino, they are very rare in this part of the country." Yes, they are! Go albinos!

    "Were you looking at my bum? BUM LOOKER!" ::averts eyes:: Sorry, Chris...

    "My mother claims that J.C.'s her son, when she points us out to her friends." *giggles* I know my mom would do that too...

    "Yes, yes, yes here we go, JC has got to go!" Adios, amigo! Need a place to stay? *wink*

    "Who cares about Britney? Did you see CHRISTINA?? Holy G-string!" Oh my.

    "My nickname is Lucky, I assume its because I'm Irish, Scotch-Irish, and they think I look like a leprechaun or something" Elf, leprechaun...it's all the same...

    "So in other words, Lance has a sexy voice and we've got each other" Uh, yeah. That's about the gist of it.

    "Our next outfits will probably have the buns cut outta them." I'm going to that show!

    "Seriously, I'm gonna be the most popular. Justin, you just wait! When this headgear comes off, I'm kickin' your ass!" Oh, what I wouldn't give to see that...

    "I was raised by mom and four sisters, so I grew up thinking that women were the boss. Women are right, men are wrong, the end." WOOHOO!!! Finally, SOMEBODY got it right...100 cool points for Chris-o.

    "The funny thing about JC is...well, say we're driving somewhere and we see a pretty girl on the sidewalk, the four of us will go, "Hey check out that girl".....and five minutes later JC will go, 'Wow check out that dog. What kind is it?' He's nuts about dogs." For some reason I can't believe this...

    His fave book:"Hmm... I like the Dragon Lance series because I love dragons.. I think dragons are cool and so is Lance." Dorge is thrilled. Those are her fave books.

    "I used to tell everybody I had a pet tree and I used to take it for walks in a wagon.. and it used to go pee on dogs... but now I have a dog..."Yes, that's always nice. I hug my tree every day.

    "I have a dog named French Fry and a rock named Large Coke, but they're dead now..."OK, now that's pathetic.

    "Oh, I guess not because you were a DOG!" (to Lance)Yo! Dogs are cool! But not as cool as buggies...

    "I was gonna say, how can you mispronounce J.C.?? That's pretty bad." Yes, yes it is.

    "We have pens now? I'm embarrased for myself." I'm embarrassed to be an *N Sync fan...

    "We're very trusting. If you give us the shirt off your back, we're gonna give you the shirts off our backs - plus our pants." AWESOME!

    Joey


    "Lance uses us like wild dogs...he holds us by the leash and waits for us to sniff people out and then he goes and meets them himself." Lance is a smart boy.

    "But I love Justin..." Not going there.

    "I consider all my fans my girlfriends." So that gives you free reign to sleep with any of them?

    "I would love to see a Joey *NSync doll. I wanna be able to see it and be like, 'hey, that's me as a doll!'" Personally, I'd find that kind of freaky...

    "My mom says I look like Bozo the Clown." I agree with her.

    "I wear panties on my head once in a while too!" Yo, me too! Let's start a club! ::rolls eyes::

    "We wear spandex under our clothes sometimes if we are gonna be doing alot of heavy dancing...and... never mind." Nice save, Jojo.

    "I could bite my toenails. I don't...but I could." Good to know

    "You see, JC matured too quickly. He peaked at the age of fifteen and he's going downhill slowly. All he wants to do now is sleep!" No, you got it backwards. When you're on MMC, you actually regress to the mentality of an infant...

    "Guys would be like, 'How do you talk to all these girls?' I was like, 'Man, go to dance class!'" Interesting theory...

    First impression of Lance: "That boy had like the little button up preppie shirts and the little tight jeans with the boots on, and his hair was like, you know have you ever seen like an old fashioned where they put a bowl over your head and they cut around it? He had a bowlhead" ROFLMAO!!!

    "We saw that movie, that Blair Witch thing. Lance was clinging to me the whole time." And why, pray tell, was I not invited?

    "We're into the Backthweet Boyhths..." Classic

    "Just look closely. Do we look normal?" ::squints:: Uh...no?

    Justin


    On TUMH bed scene: "That was my 15-year-old sex scene." Uh, yeah, that about describes it.

    "Gotta make it look cool. I can't run like a dork." And yet, you do anyway

    "When we play hackey sack before we go on stage, Lance is a little too serious about it." So?

    "I'd like to see Eminem, Merle Haggard and O-Town do a song together. For no reason at all." That would be fun, wouldn't it?

    "Lance is so hot, we had to put a little ice on him to cool him down!" *sizzle*

    "Sorry for the delay everyone, but some fan just ran backstage and stole all our clothes, and we were standing there BUCK NAKED!" What?!? Serious? Ya really gotta stop playing those games with me...

    "Joey's.... oh God... Joey is dirty... in more ways then one!" Don't we know it.

    "Fame is really funny. We were on the Regis and Kathie Lee show and some girl in the audience yelled out, Justin, sit on my lap!! Excuse me- I don't know you!" Oh, the traumas of teen stardom...

    "I talk in my sleep a lot. My Mom used to laugh at me because if she wanted to find out something about me, she'd come while I was sleeping and start talking to me." LOL!

    "We're here to impress you, and undress you- Whoa, just kidding." Sure?

    "JOEY! You got to sing a solo in the second album! Would you SHUT UP!" No, Joey! Be strong! Stick up for yourself!

    "I have twenty thousand girlfriends...all over the world." Suck up.

    "Crunk. Crunk baby crunk! We gonna get this party on tonight, we're gonna get it crunk, that's what you say." Right...I'll remember that...

    "I have like this sparkly blue gel pen and I love it. It's my favorite. It's gonna break my heart when it runs out of ink." ::cough GIRL cough::

    "It kind of pops out, its got a mind of its own." Wonder what he's talking about here...no, seriously, it's his tongue. That's kinda sad.

    "The guys joke that some night they're just going to leave the stage cause I hold the ending of 'God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You' for so long." Juju, newsflash: They weren't joking. They seriously will one day.

    "Besides, thats how you accomplish things. You go out there, squeeze your buttcheeks and do it." Right!

    "Aren't we kinky today?" Yupperz!

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