Questions for Our Fave Albino
Uh...gee golly, I dunno guys...
Albinos are very intricate and complex creatures. Lance is an albino. Therefore, he is a very intricate and complex creature. Yes...in other words, he does many stupid things and we wonder/worry constantly about him...yes, even Mar. Here are just a few of the questions we would ask Lance if we ever met him.
- Why do you stay so far way from the guys when you're dancing? (Just take a look sometime...he stays off in his own lil world...)
- How come everybody else got to lead in the MSG performance of "I Thought She Knew?"
- Why were you the only one to grab his crotch at the MSG performance of "Bye Bye Bye?"
- How come your head always moves side to side while dancing?
- How come you let the guys tell you that they can't write music that low for you? You can. They do it all the time in band for the tubas...
- So, wait...where are you from?
- Do you want to beat Wade up? He stole your part in "Celebrity," and your hairstyle...
- Can you call my mom and tell her that you don't pluck your eyebrows, and that you aren't gay?
- Wait...you aren't gay, are you?
- And please tell me you don't pluck your eyebrows...
- What's the lowest note you can sing?
- Wanna stay for supper?
- Wanna stay forever? (Hey, I'm in a Mulan mood. So sue me.)
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