Rumored Track Listing for JC Chasez

So, Mar's going through her message boards. What does she find? A rumored track listing for JC's upcoming solo album! Now, I love Josh with all of my heart, but if you looked at me now, you'd see a very scared Mar shaking her head in wonder.

Possible Album Title: New Game
Album's rumored track listing:


New Game


Attention, everybody! On JC Chasez's solo debut, hear the sequel to the N Sync song, The Game is Over! Woohoo!


Blowing Me Up (With Her Love)


Heard it. Love it. Pure sex on a stick. Literally.


Outta The Blu


Oh my. Now, this would be a title of a song I'd be looking forward to. However, blu? Outta? Oh my. I thought Justin was the ghetto one in the group. Also, wasn't one of the original titles of Justified "Out of the Blue?" Just curious.


Girl U Gotta C


[shakes head] Again, U? C? Damn it, JC, the words are only three letters long! It's not that hard to spell them out! Still, song sounds good. Angry C? We shall have to C. C, this C business is already getting really annoying. Can't you C that, C?


Let's Go 2 Da Club


This wouldn't happen to be the same club where Blowin' Me Up took place, would it? If so, I am all for going back to da club!


Back Up

Oh, baby! *licks lips* Or perhaps an angry JC. Either way [sings] sexy, sexy, sexy...


Ruff


This reminds me of that question on OnlyArtist about that dog song JC's dad liked...Still, I like the other possibility: Oh, baby, you want it rough? Rawr.


Time's Up


Yeah! Take that, bitch!


U Don't Haf 2


Oh boy, here we go again. [deep breath] C, U don't haf 2 do all these crappy spelling titles. U should just do what U want 2 do, and unless U are a 12 year old girl (or Usher), I don't think that's using all of these U's. U know, just do what U haf 2 do. I mean, U haf 2! Cuz U are C, and you haf 2 prove U are just as good as Justin!


Blowing Me Up (Remix)


Score! A remix!


I'm Not Playing


But I am... [cue eyebrow workout]


My Love


Why do I get the feeling that this will be one of those heartwrenching ballads that will make me go crazy for JC all over again?


Time 2 Parrty


So, tell me: At this parrty, will it get dirrty? Will it just get hot in herre? Er, there. But I think you get the point.


Final Thoughts


Very interesting titles. But for some reason, I am doubting the authencity...There aren't too many songs that sound like ballads, and JC said there would be a couple. Plus, what's the point of OnlyArtist? I thought we were supposed to help him pick... [confused]



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