The Chris Calendar

Yes, I am well aware of the fact that it is December 14. I am also aware of the fact that Chris' birthday was almost two months ago. But listen, I'm a busy girl, and I've been working my ass off on a new fan fiction for y'all! And since the site won't be "opening" for another couple of months, nobody's really going to notice anyway, right? But honestly, I love Chris, Dorge loves Chris, Lela loves Chris, and, by golly, YOU should love Chris! He's really quite nice looking, he really deserves more credit. But, uh, let's begin!

JANUARY

This is the Chris I like. He looks pretty damn cute, and he's showing off his...unique style. I'm not saying that in a bad way at all! But when was the last time you saw a guy in shiny gold pants? Thought so. But with Chris, they work, as does the dragon shirt.

FEBRUARY

I think this is my favorite picture of Chris. I have a weakness for guys in suits, what can I say? I like how while it's still a traditional suit, Chris managed to make it more personal- meaning it's not your typical black/gray. Also, the background is nice. Muy bien.

MARCH

Isn't he so cute? This picture truly shows Chris' personality- playful, fun, but with a sweet side. Now, I'm not saying that Chris is sweet or innocent in any way, shape, or form, but I know that he is a nice guy, and it shows here. He's the kind of guy I'd want to babysit my kids.

APRIL

*N SUCK! April Fool's! Ha, this is great. I love that hat, and I love the fact that Chris was so ready to show it off. Chris has a sense of humor, which I think is great. Also, I do believe that it was Chris who said something along the lines of: "Do we LOOK normal?" and "Look at us! If you can't make fun of us, there's something wrong with you." Gotta love him.

MAY

I love pictures in black and white, because I think that normally they are a lot more flattering than color. See, if this picture was taken in color, chances are I wouldn't take a second glance. But since it's in B & W, I notice how truly happy Chris looks, like he just heard something funny. This isn't an ordinary picture...

JUNE

A man with a baby! Chris, you would make an EXCELLENT father! 'Nuf said.

JULY

Holy shitoki mushrooms! Chris, I believe, was shown in the video Gone for approximately five seconds, but managed to look damn good in each and every one of those seconds! Ahem, black and white. And Chris looks sad. Sad guys=hotness.

AUGUST

In the hot summer months, you, Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick, are a perfect 10! Woohoo!

SEPTEMBER

Awwww...I don't care what anyone else says. I loved the pigtails. They looked so sweet! And Chris is incredibly good at the sad puppy dog face--maybe he can give me some lessons on that. Lord knows I suck at it.

OCTOBER

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Chris in a frame! LOL, I know that was bad. But I tried, okay? And besides, I'm not really sure what Chris was dressed up to be. A cowboy? A guy in a weird suit? Whatever. It's all good when Chris is in da hood!

NOVEMBER

Women makes passes at guys in glasses! Oh, hell yeah! Chris is one guy who should definitely wear his glasses more- they make him look more intelligent, refined, etc. I think, no matter how prejudiced this sounds, that a guy in a "boy band" who wears glasses might get a wee bit more respect from the elders. Whatever. And the turtleneck? Mmmmmm.

DECEMBER

Closing out the year with a picture of Chris doing what he's known for-his singing. He looks so good when he's doing it too- the look in his eyes is priceless. Clothing wise, he looks great. The shadows definitely work with the picture. I am lovin' this picture.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS!



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