In case you haven't noticed, the Boomchix are some very random gals. And, since I (Mar) have the other two beat since I lived here MY ENTIRE LIFE (and I'm a year older than Dorge) I am probably am the most easily distracted. This truthfully started out as a simple e-mail of amazement to Lela and Dorge on how much JC crap is on ebay. I ended up spending about ten minutes writing it. One sentence just led to another, ya know? So, here it is, in all of its glory. 'N Joy. (Yes, that was bad. Deal with it.)

you would NOT believe the nsync stuff that is on ebay.

ahem.

a grandfather clock? w/ jc on the face? lord, even I wouldn't buy that.

but that leo lookalike necklace is awfully tempting...

nah. that's obsessive.

yeah, pretty freaky.

but i want it!!!

lord.

i scare myself sometimes.

but damn, he's so cute!

and those pix are going for so cheap...

my mom would kill me...

but it's my bday soon!

present to myself...

those people should give them to me.

they're selling a lot of mmc and emerald cove tapes.

i want them, too.

but no, i dont need anymore nsync tapes!

i dont have room to fit them in my room anymore!

but i want them...

ACK! No tapes!

but i could fit those sexy keychains anywhere...

::slaps self::

dirty thoughts, baby, babe you can't stop.

yes i can! don't tell me what i can and can't do!

ha!

this is me being pure and green

::sits::

didnt work

damn

sucks to be me

whoa!

;-)

smile smile smile!

jayce has the best smile...

::swoons::

now that im dead on the floor, i guess i could leave y'all.

y'all! ha!

::laughing::

aight, im done

aight! ha!

lord, i crack myself up

crack = bad

just say no, kids!

::stares at justin::

wait, this was supposed to be a jc e-mail!

::mentally deletes justin from e-mail::

jc jc jc

one two princes kneel before you...

that is a great song

the nsync connection, lance and joey sang it in ON THE LINE

i just keep on talking and talking, don't i? and if you want to talk for hours, just go ahead now!

apparently, y'all don't want to talk for hours, cuz you're ignoring me.

y'all! ha!

nope, i'm not falling into that trap again.

nope, not gonna happen.

oh, your majesty!

only to you, joshua.

sorry, honestly didn't mean to do THAT THING I DO!

...

swear to God, didn't mean to continue

jc has a weird effect on me that way

::x's out of MusicMatch Jukebox filled w/old JC songs::

i have the strength.

farewell.

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