It didn't take too long to find a picture of Joey looking crazy...
Mar: I'm in a mean mood today. Dorge: Me too. Mar: Let's drive Joey crazy! Dorge: OK!
Sorry, honey, but all the women in the world have filed restraining orders against you.
Purple is a girl's color.
Superman is gay. He wears his underwear over his tights...
Oh, sorry Joe, was that your Twinkie? And bag of chips? And soda? And...(continue on) Woops?
Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!! I am the Wolfman!!! (make noises like a wolf, then bring out the TV showing tapes of his days at Universal)
Kelly says that if you don't marry her in three months, she's leaving...and taking Brianna with her.
Sorry, but I borrowed your book of the worst pick up lines ever and lost it...
The girls don't think you're sexy in your SuperMan outfit...Justin is still the hottie in the group.
My my my, aren't you looking skinny today! You've really been hitting the gym, haven't you? (continue on for several hours) Ew. What happened to you? You're so...big.
You're such a miele. You miele. What's your problem, miele? Huh, miele? What, you don't know what a "miele" is? What kind of Italian are you?