The Banana Conspiracy

Ok, so I (Dorge) was thinking, one night and I came up with this... I guess you could call it a theory. Anyway, I beleive that evil bananas are trying to take over the world. And JC's helping them. OK, well maybe not take over the world, but they're trying to gain more power. Get noticed. Maybe they just feel insignificant.If that's the case, then here you go bananas! I noticed you! And by creating this page, I am notifying people all over the world that bananas deserve some respect to! Anywayz, JC is obviously on the bananas side as well. My reasoning for this? See below.
  1. Have you ever seen NSync's performance at last years VMA's? Look closely at JC. Notice the pants. They're bright yellow. Add to that the fact that JC has very skinny legs. Put 2 and 2 together and... what do you get? BANANA PANTS!!!

  2. Look at a picture of JC, around the time Celebrity came out. Look at his hair. What does it remind you of? It sorta looks like almost-rotten bananas doesn't it? I mean, really, With it flipping out at the ends, and the blonde highlights in brown hair... It's even the right length!

  3. Have you seen Road To Celebrity? If so, do you remember when the guys were sitting in the cars? Look at the car JC is sittin in along with two of his fellow group mates. It is bright yellow. BANANA YELLOW. Are you starting to see a trend here?

  4. And last but not least, have you ever heard JC's nickname Dick on a Stick? Yeah... I'll leave you to figure the rest of that one out on your own...

So there you have it. The Banana Conspiracy. Or, the Banana Plea To Be Noticed. Whatever you choose to believe. Thank you, and go hug your banana, and your tree too, right Mar?

NOTE FROM MAR: Yes, show da bananas some lovin'! And don't forget the trees...They are muy sexy.


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