This page is all about moi so its very boring but i had to include it because it was requested.

Anyway, as most people will probably already know i am a psycho bitch! Otherwise, for all those people out there that think i'm a slut just look at yourselfs - come on get a life...

COOL STUFF IN LIFE:

MATES - they can make you laugh even if you don't want to even in exams (lor)
FAMILY - so fair enough they can be annoying as hell but siblings are just sooo cool - only problem is that they seem to know everything and it works both ways.... lol... yippee
BLOKES - they just act so stupidly that its hilarious especially when they're showing off. No offence if you are a bloke ... although there are some really fab blokes who aren't like that at all - congratulations if thats you!!!! Also the chat up lines some blokes come up with!
SCHOOL - I love school i mean work is fun especially science and all the boring stuff you can talk to friends through.... Teachers can be hilarious especially when they make mistakes like accidentally mixing the wrong chemicals or when they turn from nice friendly and quiet to a roaring purple dragon with flames coming out from their mouths!!! (slight exaggeration) anyone guess who?
MUSIC: It's fun to play instruments and cool to chill out listening to. Its also way cool for annoying other people with or making them really happy...... plus you can headbang or dance to it depending on the type of music it is - So much fun - lol but Woooohoooo musik is just too mega a subject to cover with this amount of space!

STUFF WHICH I AM UNSURE ABOUT:

DATING - Well its ok provided the bloke actually talks to you... and where did all the mates come from??? Do you have to date them all - lol.....
KISSING: generally cool but depressing afterwards if you accidentally get some guy you hate after or you get ill........ Also very gross if after alcohol... drink water instead you piss heads!
FOOD: Tricky one - you need it but it all tastes of plastic and thats what you can eat without dying... can be fun to fight with though!

EVIL STUFF IN LIFE:

ILLNESS: well obviously, but you get used to it so cheer up just remember guys that things can only get better and there is always someone in a worse state than you... but it is still annoying i mean watching daytime TV - how bloody boring (apart from noddy and pingu of course)
TREVS: anyone who doesn't live in Bath these are the people who smoke, drink, absolutely stink of shit and have no future.. they think everyone else is a tart or geek because they are so insecure... they bitch about everyone else to make themselves feel better about their rock hard hair made from too much hair spray and mousse which makes their hair fall out... that is funny but i shouldn't laugh... the only good thing about them is knowing that they will end up working in co-op for a couple of quid an hour and becoming pregnant at 15 or before....
ALLERGIES: So these aren't that bad normally but they're more than evil when you can hardly breathe and you feel really awful... they cause death and visits to hospitals and doctor's surgeries all the time...... The worst bit is when you end up not being able to do anything at all and getting depressed because you know your missing everything fun and people are accusing you of ski-iving behind your back
HOSPITAL: Well, i'm sure most people have been there at one time or other whether for themselves or with someone else... Scary people walk around with latex gloves and strange looking instruments that they are about to come near you with. **screams** They love to think that all teenage girls are pregnant although they have never had sex or been that near sperm... I know its possible to get pregnant without sex and everything but its not that likely is it?!? and even when they are meant to believe you they still give you a bloody pregnancy test... its hell i tell you! Well, other than that they are boiling and smell of disenfectant... Ugh! Then they have mega boring waiting rooms but of course the baby toys are most fun to mess around with especially when writing things like 'Sexy Andy' of course!!! Oh well, everything must have a plus point although i can't find one here!