This is as yet unfinished and probably very strange as written in the early hours of the morning... next installment coming soon!
GEORGE!!!
In the mountains by the side of lake titigaga was a purple aardvark in a green t-shirt. His name was George and he lived in lake titigaga, the clear lake was his favourite place. Lake titigaga was a light clear sky blue colour and it was infamous for miles around. Visitors came from all around the land of incadata to see the beauty of the rugged terrain. It was situated in front of the mountain range of agasus in the county of inchabagadoo. Many creatures went to the area just to see George, there were many tales of him circulating. Most tales were incredibly adventurous but no one seemed to realise that this was because they were made by George shortly after he realised that no creature would approach him to converse even lightly. Everyone had been afraid of George because he went against the rules of the land, he was purple and all creatures were meant to be pink or yellow. The rules also stated that clothes from the planet Earth were specifically forbidden. No creature dared reprimand George though for fear that he might infect them with a serious disease such as humanitis, the deadliest disease ever to exist.
George was not scared of catching humanitis for unlike other creatures he was a traveller and had visited Earth. He insisted there was no such disease as humanitis and it was impossible for humans to be fatal to any creature other than the fly. One day, George’s closest companion, Bob came to visit him and spread the word that a mass colony of flies was about to visit him from Earth. Bob was scared that they would bring the disease into the land but George commented that no fly would ever reach the land as they could not survive living with no atmosphere. You see the land had no atmosphere although creatures could live there. This factor was due to the creator, a scientific laboratory on Mars. The genetic codes of the creatures had been changed by a random gene selector. This meant that many new species evolved although none as complex as the butonicuminoid. This creature became the talking point of many planets as the first creature to become a successful breeder when totally made by random gene selection.
Although George is aware of the fact that many creatures can’t live without an atmosphere he likes the types of foliage that can be grown under an atmospheric layer. In his land only thistles can grow and the landscape is bleak but beautiful.Gemstones glow along the shiny but bumpy surface of the land and the abundance of gems inspires the creativity of the masses of creatures. They live entirely from water and the mineral balance of the dust on the ground. Giant tornados of dust are often formed along the surface and demolish many unique sites in seconds but these to George are one amazing factor to incadata.
George marvels in the delight of the amazing land and all its features no matter how damaging to other life forms or the rest of the void of space. Unlike many creatures living on Inchabogadoo George is not an aristocratic complainer or a demolisher of the dust. He found that other creatures on Inchabogadoo did not understand him, he was indeed a scientist and enjoyed experimenting with the elements and concoctions of various densities. He got into trouble many times for his love of experimentation, the Inchabogadoons could not understand why anyone would voluntarily make a tornado that could ruin a diagonal layer of the land,. Especially when it had contained some of the most beautiful gemstones.
These gems were now lost forever as the dust tornado had buried them deep into the ground where it was impossible to go for fear of the monstrous incraditanios, who it was rumoured had grand torture chambers for these occasions where your deepest fears would become reality.
George had an incredible theory that Earth would be in a parallel dimension to Inchabogadoo, in which case it could take as little as five earth minutes or two inchabogadoo ticks to get there. This meant that travelling through the void of space could be easier than at first thought. George had once before attempted to make a rocket to reach Earth but as he could only make it out of gemstones and thistles it exploded on reaching the Earth’s atmosphere. George later heard that the race of humans on Earth called these exploded gemstones meteors and meteorites and studied them for reasons why they should be descending from the sky. They also examined them to find out which elements they consisted of, the race of humans also believed that they were remains of broken planets.
George found the ideas of the race of humans amusing and therefore kept sending gemstone and thistle rockets towards Earth to make him laugh. He loved to see the rainbow of colours in the sky and adored to hear reports of the human’s ideas and speculations.
