Gundam Wing Bloopers
By THE ICE PRINCESS and Pitpot



*Relena is standing on the cliff about to call out to Heero to come and kill her.*

Director: Take one!

Relena: Heero! I'm right here! Come and kill me He---Aaaaaahhh!!!

*Relena lands at the bottom of the cliff with a thud.*

Relena: Ouchies...Medic?


*The scene shows Trowa at scene where he is supposed to put his hand in the lion cage.*

Trowa: Beasts attack when they are threatoned.*Trowa reaches toward the cage then jerks his hand back* I can't do it! I just can't!!

*Quatre runs out to him*

Quatre: Yes you can Trowa!! I know you can do it!
Trowa: Really, little one?
Quatre: *cute smile* Yeah!
Trowa: Okay.

Voice off set: Ready on the set!! Take two!

Trowa: Beasts only attack when they feel threatoned.

Trowa reaches his hand into the cage and the lion bites his hand. Trowa blinks then screams.

Trowa: AAAHHHHH!!! IT WON'T LET GO!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

*Quatre runs out.*

Quatre: Make it let go!! He needs his hand!! I like that hand!!

As the medics try to get his hand loose Quatre's having a fit over his koi's hand and Trowa's crying hysterically.


The scene opens to see Wufei from Endless Waltz standing on a cliff watching Nataku burn.

Director: Take one!!

Wufei: Ricola!! *his voice echoes all throught the canyon*

Director: Cut!! Take two!!

Wufei: Nata---*a bird flies over a poops on his head* EEWWWW!!!! It says in my contract that I don't have to do anything gross!! Bird poop is gross!!! *goes on ranting about justice and bird poop*

Director: *sigh* Cut, take three.

Wufei: Nataku, now your so--*falls off the cliff* AAAAAIIIEEEEEEE!!!! *splat*

Director: Cut!! Let's try a different scene!!

*Zechs stands in front of the painting of his father*

Zechs: Father, It's your son. *tries to remove the mask but it's stuck on his head* Huh? OH MY GOD!!! IT'S STUCK!!! IT WON'T COME OFF!! IT'S CUTTING OFF CIRCULATION!!! MY FACE IS RUINED!!! *sobs hysterically*

Director: Cut! Take two!

*Zechs' mask is off*

Zechs: Father...my hands...they are to stained with ketchup from the hamburger I had for lunch....

Director: Cut!! Take three!! *turns around yells for the rest of the cast to stop laughing*

Zechs: Father...I just peed my pants...*Zechs bursts out laughing* Sorry!! I couldn't resist!!

Director: CUT!!


*The scene shows Quatre and Trowas Gundams fighting*

Quatre: *smiles* This isn't right. *runs out of his mobile suit and falls off the opening and landing on the ground with a thud* ....iiitaaiiii...
Trowa: *runs out* Koi?? *jumps off his mobile suit and lands on Quatre* ...ummm...sorry...Quatre...*pokepoke*...are you alive?....umm...medic.




Director: Take one!!

*The scene opens to Duo and Heero playing basket ball**

Duo: Hey, Heero!! Catch!! *Duo throws the ball at Heero who doesn't catch it and it hits him in the face* Oopsie...

Heero: Hehe...*goes cross-eyed and falls backwards onto the ground*

Duo: Umm....It wasn't me!
Director: Cut!!


*The scene shows Qautre running on the beach with the dogs laughing*

Quatre: *trips* Ooof!! *the dogs start attacking him and Quatre screams*

Trowa: *gasp* My baby!!!! *runs onto the set and kicks the dogs away* My poor koi. *hugs Quatre who clings to Trowa fearfully as he sobs* There, there, I won't let any more dogs hurt you...
Director: *sigh* Cut. And could someone get me some aspirin?


*Heero is in Wing and about to blast the thing at the end of Gundam Wing*

Director: Blow up libra, take one!

Heero: I will, I will!, I will!...*farting noise*...oh..man.. *laughs looking grossed out* UGH! EWW!! That stinks! *waves hand infront of his face* Sorry...*laughing* I didn't mean to...man that smells so bad!!

Duo: Jeesh Hee-koi! Did ya' have chili for lunch or sumpin? Man! Somebody air this place out!

Director: *tearing out his hair* Will they ever do this right??


*Duo's flashback in Endless Waltz*

G: Duo...*reaches into Duo's shirt to grab his gun but gropes him instead*
Duo: *eyes widen* EW!!!EW EW EW EW!!! *slaps at G hand* get away!! EEEEEKKKK!!! HELP ME HEE-KOI!!!
Heero: *runs out on the set*Duo! What Happened???
Duo: *latches onto Heero* He..he touched me! In a PRIVATE place Hee-koi!!!
Heero: *demonic* DIE YOU PERVERTED OLD MAN!!!!!
G: Respect your elders YUY!!!!!
Director: I give up!!
G: I challenge you to a duel!! *takes out a light saber*
Heero: ah ha! I see you have a light saber.....while I have one too! *takes out his light saber*
whoosh.....svoom.....wvoom......svoom......clang....


*In the control room during endless waltz before Heero hits Duo*

Trowa: *spins around in his chair looking really happy* WEEE!!!
Duo and Heero: *laughing and spinning too*
Director: CUT!!!