Name: Mark

What would you rather be called?: Maybe 'Blessed one'? .

So, how's life?: Restricted, but cool.

Does it bother you that I'll probably be asking you really personal questions?: We'll see. It depends just how personal.

We'll start off easy then, you know, the general crap.

TV Show?: Power Puff Girls
Music?: All kinds
Drink?: Apple juice
Colour?: Green
Car?:  Ford Capri
Smell?:  My babe, Sarah
Number of times you've been naked infront of someone this year?: Too many to count. Im often visited by fairies, and it can be at any time

Ok, maybe that was a little soon. But trust me, its going to get worse ;)

Whats on your mouse-mat?: Its just plain green. But when I feel like being a little mad or crazy. I sometimes turn it over to the black side! Tee-hee.

Hmm, ok then... ever thought about getting a naked chick on there?:  Yeah! All that yellow fluff is so cute. Maybe a hatchling, right outta the egg!

Fine fine, so these questions are stupid, I'll try and stick to something a
little more conventional yet interesting.

What was the last thing you bought?: A magic bean

What can you get for £5?: 10 frozen rat pups

Who's your favourite person?: Sarah, she's great

Do you really mean that?: You know I do

Who would you most like torture?: A fictional being

Why?: I don't hate anybody enough

And how would you go about causing them excruciating pain? If I was to, I would lay them down. Then, with a hammer or bat, I would smash their legs over and over, until they were shattered and bloody. Then I would twist the broken limbs, forcing blood and bone pieces to spout. Now I would be satisfied, and I would either leave, or end their life with a now almost desired sliced throat.

Nice... =)

So, are you a psychopath or something?: Nah.                          Muhahahaha

Ok ok, I was only asking....

The number one thing on your Christmas list this year?: World peace

The thing you're most likely to get instead?: Gifts from loved ones

Use one word to describe your taste in clothing: Ordinary

Estimate your time of death?: When the three moons of Gracia are in alliance, and the fields burn an evil read

Why do you hate your parents?: I love them

Twat of the Year 2001?: Jacob, from O-town.

Ok, nevermind, thats all pretty irrelevent. Lets play some word association. 

Monkey: Coconuts
Phone: Plastic
Death: Purple
Cool: Ice cube
Tart: Jammy dodgers
Lee: Freckle
Zippy: Turtle
Loud: Mouth
Arse: ????
Brian: Flairs
Pants: Goblin
Cheese: Beans

Ok, so this is stupid too, I think I'll just give up.