The "Hate Viva Website"

My name is Maxwell S. Pseudonym, I'm here on behalf of the "Hate Viva Foundation". Please sign our guestbook to show your loathing of Viva.

Need more info before signing? No problem! Just read the following information.

Cause 1

Viva enjoys the company of men.

Cause 2

Viva eats babies.

Cause 3

Viva is a big fat poopy head.

See now, don't our reasons compel you to sign our "Hate Viva" guestbook? Please, do it for the children of America.