How to be Tim, and Tim's surveys

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First all you guys must know how to make a women laugh. Women will notice you if you can get them to show some teeth. The best way to do this is not to try and crack jokes all night long (unless you are good like me) you should wate for the right moment and then BAM.... they are laughing, noticing it was you, and then remembering you. If you get them to laugh half of your battle it won. What you have to do next is to keep them intertained for the rest of the party/hour(pending on wether you want one girl or 4 girls). I think the best way to do this is NOT to get all lovey dovey. It doesnt always work. They attriction rate of that is about 15 percent. You should get to know them, or make them think you are getting to know them. It works. If and only If you have been going at it for about an hour, just you not anyone else, you should maybe advance to the next base. Maybe even give the lovey dovey a try. If and only If she grooves on you while you are makeing you crazy ass move should you figure out wether you want her for an hour a day a week or just for then. >

This shit hasnt been proven and may cause you to degress if you fail to follow my steps as described. If you in anyway dont succeed dont blame it on me. I dont take you shit your shit is wak and you need to learn so be thankful i gave this advice. If you do succeed dont make a damn baby. For the love of God keep you pants on until her pants are back on.