DISCLAIMER: This site is not meant to insult religious people in any way. It is simply in good fun, and to make fun of that guy who knows nothing about ninjas. To anyone who is offended by this page, sorry.

The Official Fundie Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about fundies, REAL FUNDIES.  This site is awesome.    My name is not Bob and I can't stop thinking about fundies.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Fundies are mammals.

2.    Fundies bother people ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the fundie is to flip out and annoy atheists.

Weapons and gear:

Bible                   Church   

Pamphlets

Testimonial:

Fundies can annoy anyone they want!  Fundies drive people mad ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this fundie who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the fundie preached to the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw a fundie totally drive some kid to suicide just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that fundies have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will make you go insane with preaching!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Fundies are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Fundies are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I love fundies with all of my body (including my penis).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about fundies?

A: Fundies are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they pressure people to join their religion, but on the other hand they pressure people to join their religion.

Q: I heard that fundies are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, fundies can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What do fundies do when they're not preaching?

A: Most of their free time is spent insulting homosexuals, but sometime they pray.  (Ask Jerry if you don't believe me.)

This is my best friend Jerry Falwell showing off with his long time pal in corruption,Osama Bin Laden. They're both a lot older than me and done with puberty,which is bragable.