what would black jesus do

• He got into a fight?
• Make peace with his enemy and give him one of his joints to smoke
• Then when his enemy was ripped he'd steal his keys and jack his car, yea don't mess with B.J.
• He met the devil?
• Face him, and pull his nines
• Offer the devil a joint to, then sucker punch him after he's ripped
• Scream and run away
• He caught a theif robbing a car?
• B.J. would go for the radio first
• Then he'd help the theif sell his goods, for a price of course
• He saw Osama Bin Laden?
• Pull his Glocks and bust a cap in his arab head, yea bitch
• Then steal his 60 ho's, and run home
• Party @ B.J's house
• He met George W.?
• Ask why he isn't funding welfare
• Tell him to bring back food stamps
• Play hail to the cheif with his nines
• Finally Slap that Bastard silly yea, B.J. hate Bush, Yea, Bitch, What now, ha, What now.

Thank you for visiting Black Jesus's page, B.J hopes you will take his wisdom with you throughout your life in anything you do. There will be more What would Black Jesus Do coming in the near future, but right now Black Jesus is Chillin out with Rufus the thirteenth deciple in Bora Bora, lots of ho's down there you know. He's expected back next week sometime, so expect a new set of What Would B.J. do later on next week. Till then keep it real ma brother or sister.

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