| Our setting is the city of cities that should never have come into existance: Harrisburg. |
| Our Characters: Holly and Josh. |  |
| Holly likes to play with poles. She is amazed to find so many around Harrisburg! |
| Josh likes to eat leaves. He thinks it makes him strong. |  |
| It's time for Holly to make a decision. What should they do on this rainy afternoon? |
| Should they go to Stallions? After all, it's the home of the "happiest" of Harrisburg folk! |  |
| Raunchiness is all over Harrisburg! Watch out for those stacked statues on the Capitol Building! |
| Such wanton displays infuriate the preacher's daughter! She takes her fury out on a nearby pole! |  |
| The pole has died. |
| Holly is strong. See her muscle! |  | 
| Josh may eat leaves, but he is not strong at all. He is shamed. |
