How the web sees me, or: The results of various meaningless tests.

I found this bit of fun on some peoples' Live Journals. Yes, the people are crazy.

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you
For Christ's sake, put your clothes on!
Sex Drive 42.1%
I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness 46.4%
At least one weekend of ecstacy
Fucking Sick63.7%
Dipped into depravity
You are 33.25% pure
Average Score: 71.5%

This one kind of contradicts the other one. Go figure.

You belong to the four-winged Cherubim! You are of utmost beauty, and your magnificent
voice enchants anyone who hears it. You are a
creature of pure light, innocence and serenity.
You fulfill your task of praising the Lord and
guarding the inner throne with grace and
devotion. You are Heaven's most cherished

What kind of supernatural being are you?
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Yet a third, found in the same place as the first two. I liked this one well enough, but I prefer longer quizes.

You're the Cheshire Cat!
You're the Cheshire Cat. Your mysterious aura and
your penchant for riddles keep your friends
guessing. You dislike staying too long in any
one place. Your advice is always sound, if
somewhat enigmatic. The sum total of this is
that people are always following you and you

Which famous feline are you?
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This one came up in a chat, fun, different, still kind of short.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

More fun, fast to take, very wordy results.

Your Brain Usage Profile

Auditory : 46%
Visual : 53%
Left : 60%
Right : 40%

tindrum, you are somewhat left-hemisphere dominant and show a preference for visual learning, although not extreme in either characteristic. You probably tend to do most things in moderation, but not always.

Your left-hemisphere dominance implies that your learning style is organized and structured, detail oriented and logical. Your visual preference, though, has you seeking stimulation and multiple data. Such an outlook can overwhelm structure and logic and create an almost continuous state of uncertainty and agitation. You may well suffer a feeling of continually trying to "catch up" with yourself.

Your tendency to be organized and logical and attend to details is reasonably well-established which should afford you success regardless of your chosen field of endeavor. You can "size up" situations and take in information rapidly. However, you must then subject that data to being classified and organized which causes you to "lose touch" with the immediacy of the problem.

Your logical and methodical nature hamper you in this regard though in the long run it may work to your advantage since you "learn from experience" and can go through the process more rapidly on subsequent occasions.

You remain predominantly functional in your orientation and practical. Abstraction and theory are secondary to application. In keeping with this, you focus on details until they manifest themselves in a unique pattern and only then work with the "larger whole."

With regards to your career choices, you have a mentality that would be good as a scientist, coach, athlete, design consultant, or an engineering technician. You can "see where you want to go" and even be able to "tell yourself," but find that you are "fighting yourself" at the darndest times.

Brain Use Profiler

Which tarot card are you?

There is a method...
True Seer: You see the patterns of chaos and from
your favored medium can glimpse the future.
Perhaps you scry in the intestines of
sacrifices, gaze into crystals, watch the
static on TV, or just converse with the Truly
Dead. Whatever your art, your talents are
prized by the powerful, ignored by the foolish
and coveted by the weak.

Vampire: the Masquerade--What Malkavian are you?
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Conscious self
Overall self
Take Free Enneagram Test

You are Psychic!

What's Your Magic Power?
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click here to take more tests like this at internet junk!
what warning label are you?

I liked the inner-child one, it was fun.

My inner child is ten years old today

My inner child is ten years old!

The adult world is pretty irrelevant to me. Whether
I'm off on my bicycle (or pony) exploring, lost
in a good book, or giggling with my best
friend, I live in a world apart, one full of
adventure and wonder and other stuff adults
don't understand.

How Old is Your Inner Child?
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This next one is probably accurate as all hell, just ... I dunno, I knew was bad, but I didn't think I was evil. Oh well.

Gargoyle Banner
You're a gargoyle. Your heart's dearest wish is
never to do any strenuous work. You're
mischievous, and you may enjoy scaring people,
but in the end you help others get the most out
of life. Despite this, your alignment is rather

What mythical beast are you?
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