Hello.
Hello. I am at class. Class is really boring.
I'm an ICS major.
I am going to ICS class.
Then to army ROTC.
It's really stupid.
I dont' even know if I want to be in the army,
or if I want to spend my days typing "system.out.println("hi")".
Oh well. That's life!
What a fucking cliche.
Everything is a fucking cliche.
Everyday when I get up in the morning.
I just tried. It didn't.
Matter anyway.
Incomlete sentences. Misspelled wrods.
Fragments.
Is this metaphorical (these fragments)?
Confused. (statement)
Who the fuck knows.
How dumb is that?
Indeed.
I am a terrible poet. But wasn't that great? Let's try something else.
Let's expand on this whole "sentence fragments" thing. When you take a
programming class, you learn lots of new cool interesting things. Well, only if
you're a fucking nerd (which I am). You learn that "this" is a string. Then we
learn that a string is actually a bunch of characters put together. So: "a" <--
Character. "abc" <-- String.
Strings are actually an array of characters.
"y","o","u","d","o","n","'","t","e","x","i","s","t".
Each of these are seperate characters pushed into an array and there you have
a String. Everyone with me so far?
Great. Now, Strings don't have to make sense. "sdkjflasdjfa". This is a String. "poopahboobee". This is a String. "God". This is a String. The
computer doesn't care. You can fill the computer's memory with meaningless
garbage, like "mememe mememe meme memmeme meme me me". What is it? It's
gibberish, but no one cares. You can put together a whole bunch of nonsensical
characters and fragments and load it to the computer memory. Will the computer
care? No.
One can fill the memory up with nonsensical Strings all day. You can also
change your writing style in the middle of the paper and address the reader
directly. I don't think you could call this a paper though, and if one were to
do this in an english class, you would fail. Nonsensical strings. Nonsensical
series of characters. You can put "G""O""D" into the memory and it'll store it
without question. Store too much information (nonsensical or otherwise), and
you'll get a memory lock, and your computer will crash.
But it's allright. Control alt delete. Alt f4. These are your best friends.
So fill up the memory with nonsensical garbage all you want. Assemble random
characters into a String and randomly save it to memory. If you feel the need to
justify your memory use, just assign a random value to these Strings to give it a
purpose.
After all, I do this all the time!
Did everyone get that? I know I didn't. No, I'm lying, I actually did understand every word I said. After all, I did write it. Did I mean all of the things I've said right now? No. No wait, I'm lying. Never listen to me, I'm a liar.
This is "Statement 1". Remeber this. Pay particular attention to Statement 1. There is a purpose for this. Think about this statement. Say it aloud a few times. Does it make any sense? Should you believe me when I say I am a liar? It's a self referencing paradoxical statement. It's almost as ridiculous as saying "This statement is false." Godel's Incompleteness Theorem anyone?
What is the point of all this? LISTEN TO ME DAMMIT! I dont' even know what I'm talking about. How does a nihilist validate his existence? Or is this question totally irrrelevant? And yes, I realize that I started a sentence with "or" and I misspelled irrelevant.
Why do I listen to shitty emo music? All the new bands, they're all the same. They act the same, sound the same, dress the same, have the same haircuts, make the same videos etc etc. There is no originality. It's nothing. I'm in love with love; a concept that I don't understand. Wear the same shoes. Watch the same shows. Listen to the same trendy music. I am a corporate billboard. I declare my independance and originality by conforming with everyone else. I am a product. I am a consumer. I am ignorant and will not face reality. No really, I am. I'm not lying. If you don't believe me then refer to Statement 1.
See, it's these little inconsistencies. A man drives down the road in a fancy sports car that has 2 miles to a gallon. He leaves the air conditioner off in his car because he wants to save gas. He passes out leaflets and napkins that say on them "Save the trees" to workers of a paper mill because he fancies himself an environmental activist. He eats his greasy fast food Mcdonalds shit. Grease Burger with a side order of cholesterol sticks with carbonated syrup water, extra sugar. Then he orders a side salad as an afterthought, because he is trying to watch what he eats.
Is there any? I think so. I really do. Well.. maybe there isn't. i mispel wrods on porpoise. This does not matter anymore. None of this matters. It has all been reduced to irrelevancy. This is true. That is false. I do not care. Today was irrelevant. This is irrelevant. That is irrelevant. I have been stuck in the first half of last year. Today did not exist. If you have any questions, refer to Statement 1.
Blah blah blah. Gibberish gibberish gibberish. Do you understand? I understand. I always have. Please come back and we can talk like before. How are you feeling today? I'm feeling terribly normal. I'm tired of typing. Goodbye.