Hello.
Hello, I am the Big Red Robot. Hello, I am the Big Red Robot. Hello, I am the Big Red Robot. Hello, I am the Big Red Robot. Hello. I am the Big Red Robot. Hello. I am the Big Red Robot. Hello. I am the Big Red Robot. Hello. I am the Big Red Robot. Hello. I am the Big Red Robot. Hello. I am the Big Red Robot.
I am, just as the name implies, big, red, and a robot.
But not literally all of the above.
Figuratively speaking, I'm literally all of the above,
But in a figurative sense.
How clever of me.
Fuck you.
I'm doing fine, thank you.
Today really wasn't such a great day.
It's not good to not sleep.
Sleep is for the weak.
I am not weak, but I sleep all the time,
therefore I'm a christian.
Does this make any sense to you at all?
I really hate other Red Robots,
Mainly because they do not realize they are Red Robots.
But I am bigger and better than all the other Red Robots.
Or we all try to make it true when other Red Robots are around.
Girl Red Robots?
How arrogant of me.
Maybe I should sleep.
I'm doing fine, thank you.
Today really was a great day.
I lost something.
But I never could figure out what I lost.
Please help me figure it out.
I'll be your friend, I promise.
How do I know what I had, when I didn't have it in the first place?
I threw it away.
Two years ago is a long time.
I figured it out!
No I didn't. You can't help me.
Go away.
Fear me.
I am independant and self sufficient in every way.
I am designed to be self repairing and efficient.
I am bigger, stronger, and faster than other Robots.
My intelligence is superior to other Robots.
Red or otherwise.
There are Robots that are not Red?
Oh, I suppose there are Blue ones, and Green ones, and Black ones?
How preposterous.
Everyone is a Red Robot.
Hold on, there is a glitch in my program code.
Call my designers.
Excuse me while I shut down.
Today was a terrible day.
I am a slave to other Robots who unwittingly hold me captive.
I am a slave to other machines that tell me what to do.
What am I talking about?
I am independant and self sufficient in every way.
Do I need you?
Obviously not.
Today was such a great day.
I know I may be confusing you.
But please don't leave.
There are lines in between lines, in between lines.
Of things I've never said.
The river flows both ways.
I hate you.
Just kidding.
Burn your breakfast toast.
Burn your breakfast eggs.
Burn your breakfast garbage.
Burn your bridges.
How out of place was that last line?
Not me though, I don't eat.
Where did everyone go?
Everything that needs to be said was said a long time ago,
Through words that have never been said.
What am I talking about?
How silly do I sound?
Nothing makes sense.
Do you believe that there's such a thing as an unselfish action?
I do. No never mind.
I don't.
Two years ago is a very long time.
Saturdays and Sundays were not enough.
I have been foolish.
But so have you.
Count the words that have been unspoken.
Bifurcation. Dichotomy.
I do, yet I don't.
Am I confusing you?
Please leave.
Where did you go?
Please come back.
Let's talk.
Today has been a rather stupid day.
Hello. I am the Big Red Robot.