Dialogue

Here's what i drafted up five minutes ago... Poem's not too good, but I'll keep at it if it displeases anybody...

Tandras Andramo, Bard

greeting1 (first time): Aah... A mysterious stranger from across the seas, landed on these festering shores, now seeks a relief from the putrescent smell of the sadly vast contours of the Bitter Coast. What shall it be, mysterious one? A poem, lamenting the fate of those who follow the path of "dear" Fargoth? A ballad to Arille and the undesired attentions of his Dunmer admirer? Or would you hear the dark story of Adammasartus, where thieves and outlaws fester under the nose of the Imperial forces?

greeting2(one of a few after you've met him for the first time): Why, 'tis the dark stranger, come anew to the greatest bard on the bitter coast... What verse may I divulge, to tickle your humour, jerk your tears or even cause you to quake in fear?

"Poem"

Dear Fargoth,
Oh so droll
his antics and his ring
conspire to split the sides
of dear seyda neen.

But at night, beware...
his dark side unveiled
the sneaky fool frolicks
within the stagnant pools
of these odourous creaks

What he does
No-one wonders
For were they to know
his perverted habits
Swiftly would they lay him low...

"Ballad"

"Story"