Important Theories
By Matthew W. Gorr
Ouch Theory
Have you ever done something that hurts you and you say 'ouch?' Actually most of the time it doesn't even hurt. You just say something like 'ow' or ouch,' or a profanity that I cannot recommend in this thesis for the sake of my reputation. At a certain point in time you will say these things just when you make a loud noise, not even hurting yourself. Doing this is really just a waste of time and effort, and instead you could be enjoying a beautiful spring morning or a long walk on the beach. So please, support me,do not ever let me here you say the word 'ouch.'
