David and His Girl
By M. Gorr
Some enthusiasts suggest the greatest wonders of the world are how the pyramids were made, or how the great stones of stonehedge were constructed and placed, or even that the greatest mystery is how the great stones of easter island were placed in magnificant form.
However I believe there's a greater mystery that any man has yet to uncover. This is of couarse the mystery of what exactly goes on in David's head when he sits around with his girlfriend saying nothing. David will say:
"We're wathing a movie" or
"You guys were there"
Nobody exactly knows for sure why David has nothing to say around her, but with his friends, he keeps talking. One scientist (who will be unnamed) suggest:
"(David) is speachless because of his tremendous love for her that brings him to a state of awe and creates him
