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Pauly Shore

This is Pauly Shore , the Original Weasel. He has been in some classic movies , such as In The Army Now, Encino Man, and, of course, the cinematic triumph and amazing look into the human condition, Bio-Dome . His upcoming movie, You'll Never Wiez in This Town Again will be the cornerstone upon which he will rebuild his stalled career. This will eventually lead to a succesful presidential campaign in 2020 and we will all be the subjects of the Original Weasel.
 

Mr. Shore's Official Site

The Internet Movie Database's Listing of Pauly's Work Over the Years

Pauly Shore items on E-Bay
 


Cartman farting fire on EspyEric Cartman

Eric is the "fat kid" and the other kids constantly make fun of him because of his weight. He's also the stupid one who mixes things up and makes himself look like an idiot. He lives with his hermaphrodite mother who tries to make him feel better by feeding him "chocolate chicken pot pies" and "Cheesy Poofs". Eric owns a cat called Kitty and a pig named Fluffy. Throughout the year he searched to find out who his father was, only to realize that his mother was his father and his mother is unknown.

Cartman is also one of history's greatest @$$holes  - which makes him an automatic recipient of the Weasel award.  From abusing starving aliens, crack whores, Jews, the poor, the evil sixth graders, aliens, pirate ghosts, Jennifer Lopez, Ben Affleck, activists, Native Americans, small animals, large animals, bald freaks named Espy - nobody is safe from Cartman.

Southpark Studios' Eric Cartman Downloads - Pictures, Movies, Sounds and More

Cartman Around The World

Cartman on E-Bay