Oh yeah, and also Jack was there.
Nick and Tom played together in a shit local punk band named The Lesbians. They played a few loud summer shows and crawled up and got picked off by a harsh frost.
Jack has several diseases.
Nick grew increasingly more angry at Tom's lack of respect for Nick's penguin Harold and suggested that instead of nightly games of nude monopoly they formed a new band. This was met by frenzied suicide attempts from Harold. However, Tom was bowled over instantly.
Jack has a small willy and he has forgotten where he has hidden it.
So there it is...
