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Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about manwhores, REAL MANWHORES.  This site is awesome.    My name is Esteban and I can't stop thinking about manwhores.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Manwhores are mammals.

2.    Manwhores have gay sex ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the Manwhore is to flip out and suck guys off

Weapons and gear:

Condoms                  Gay TV Network 

Lube Kit

Testimonial:

Manwhores can fuck anyone they want!  Manwhores give head ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and gay that they fag out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this manwhore who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the manwhore raped the whole town.  My friend Josh said that he saw a manwhore totally butt rape some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that manwhores have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will suck your dick off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Manwhores are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Manwhores are gay, smooth, cool, hot, homosexual, and sweet.  I can't wait to start whoring next year.  I love manwhores with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about manwhores?

A: Manwhores are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they are cool and sexy, but on the other hand, manwhores are completely gay and love the cock.

Q: I heard that manwhores are always eating cock and getting their ass reamed.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, manwhores can be getting their ass reamed OR eating cock. 

Q: What do manwhores do when they're not sucking off dick or coming out?

A: Most of their free time is spent stretching their assholes, but sometime they stretch out other people's assholes.  (Ask Justin if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my  friend Chad after using a manwhore service.

He's a lot gayer than me and almost done with puberty,

which is cool.

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