Members
The gang of criminal Penguins collectively known as the "Covert Penguin Team" has been around for the past couple decades, unknown until recently.
Together the three have stolen a cumulative sum of over $3.6 billion worth of artifacts, paintings, and currency itself. Perhaps the most gruesome detail of their franchise is the 30+ people they have slayed - mostly cops, but also just anybody who gets in their way.
At every crime scene, the member of the team commiting the crime leaves an unmistakable signature: a Penguin feather. Until we discovered this band of villainous waddlers, this Penguin feather had police scratching their heads wondering what the connection was.
This signature has been traced in the following U.S. Cities: Chicago, Denver, New York, Detroit, Miami, San Francisco, Houston, Seattle, Boston, Knoxford, Las Vegas, Orlando, Los Angelos, and many more. It is also rumored that the Covert Penguin Team has stolen many valuable items over in the United Kingdom.
These Penguins are still active and must be stopped. If you see any Penguin looking particularly evil in your area, call 1-800-ISAWCPT.
Be prepared, people, for as we all know, Penguins follow the group. If other Penguins begin to catch on, well...it's hard to wrap our minds around the damage that will be done.
For questions, comments, and general information regarding the Covert Penguin Team, please e-mail info@covertpenguinteam.tk (yes, this is an existing e-mail you can contact).
You've been warned.
Information Others Have Gathered
One Theory on the Evality of Penguins
Propoganda from the Covert Penguin Team
The Scoop on Feathers
