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Alex Chui is the MAN!

Alright, it's everybody's good chum, Knifey. I'm here to tell you about a GREAT new thing that does great stuff! It's these magnet rings. You put them on, and you instantly gain superhuman powers! Look at this proposal! Dr. Gerrard Semosa on December 20, 2002 I am a doctor working in Africa. One of my patients recently lost a hand in a sawmill accident. With the poor resoruces available, I had no choice but to try more unorthodox methods to help the man - luckily, I had been wanting to build one of your devices for some time, and had magnets available. I reattached the man's hand as best I could and placed magnets on the wrist, in the same manner as you would with the rings. He regained feeling in his hand overnight, and within just a few weeks was using it again. Thank you, Mr Chiu, from a very grateful doctor. Yes, we know, they're awesome! Check them out OLD SKOOL right here! Immortality Highly recommended!

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