Did You Hear That?

I said My Sorors, did you hear it?

Hear what?

The sound of those AKAs

I said they're hurting my head with that A-aching sound

I said 'Skee-wee'as they skate all around

AKAs hands in the air, thinking they're all that

But they don't understand that Pink and Green don't even match

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I said my Sorors, did you hear it?

Hear what?

The sound of those SGRhos...ssshhhhh....

No matter what we do

No matter where we go

You'll never hear a sound from a SGRho

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I said my Sorors, did you hear it?

Hear what?

The sound of those DSTs

I said Oo-oops, they pledged the wrong sorority

With that mistaking sound and their damn geometry

And to make matters worse they used to be AKAs

DST was weak then and they're still weak today

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I said my Sorors, we sound SO good today, but then a Zeta lady sounds good EVERY DAY!