Brother Bio's

Brother Biographies
All of these are pure fiction...

Brett Whitlock - SC239 - Aliases - Caesar, Whitlock, Methuselah, Paw Paw - Born in Athens, Greece, on a dark stormy night well before the fall of the Roman Empire, Brett grew up with such famous names as Socrates, Aristotle, and Alexander the Great. He attended Antitheses' school of Cynics. After the fall of the Roman Empire, Brett's life seemed meaningless to him, until Lambda Chi Alpha found him some 2000 years later in the decade known as the eighties. Brother Whitlock has been the inspiration for many many musical performances and numbers. Several of these are: Hound Dog, by Elvis Presley and an unknown parody of David Allan Coe's Perfect Country and Western song performed by an aspiring musician, whom Whitlock also persuaded to join Lambda Chi Alpha. Beyond a shadow of a doubt, Brett Whitlock is a true historical asset to his Chapter, and ultimately, his Fraternity as a whole.

Steven Ray Jackson - SC330 - Don't be fooled by this young mans size. Growing up on the mean streets of the ghetto known as Huffman, Steve "El Diablo" Jackson is known for his scrappiness. Jackson has been known to run with such characters as Shoog Knight, Jeffrey Daumer, and John Gotti. Yet, behind every tough man there is a tough woman. In this case, there have been several tough women, whose names will remain undisclosed at this point in time. Steve enjoys long walks in the park, macaroni & cheese, NASCAR, and shotguns. Wash those sheets, and keep your shirt on Stevie Ray...keep your shirt on...

Ryan "Cheese" Hanks - SCZ354 - Reared in the mystical foggy forests of Bluff Park, young Ryan was quite the athlete and was very attractive to all of the sultry maidens. However, as he grew older, he became less and less chivalrous, and more of the troublemaker. The evil sorcerer Executus Commiteeus caught young Ryan eating from the horrid Tree of Destruction to the House. As his punishment Executus cast an evil spell on Ryan that causes his hair line to gradually recede. His wonderfully toned abs were taken away, and replaced with a beer gut. His dark tan skin became extremely white and was riddled with freckles. The athletic ability and wonderful since of humor that the Gods had graced him with were both gone. All of the other kids made fun of him and called him Chester Cheetah, and as his hair disappeared, the name evolved into simply Cheese. Cheese still lives deep in the forests of Bluff Park, and sometimes late at night, you can hear his mournful cries..."Uuuuuh...Fish Sandwich!" as he rides into the night on his lonesome horse, Bloody Mary.

Andrew Michael Terry - SCZ387 - Far from the dark corners of Bluff Park and Cheese, in the land of Florence, there lived an elf. Growing up in a rich white elf neighborhood, one wouldn't believe that this vertically challenged being would merely prance and skip around the forest with his flute and mandarin singing tales of the dreaded Warren beast. But not this elf. With such elven names as Joe-C (Rest in peace) and such white names as Marshall Mathers in the music industry, Andrew set out on his journey to become the first white rapper under the height of five feet. He calls himself Lazurus, but a name more apropos Rumpelstiltskin.