TCW Report 1/11//03
Reported By Jason Coleman on 1/13/03.
Coming straight from The Tabernacle in Gadsden, Alabama.
Total Championship Wrestling
January 11, 2003
The arena is filled with about 300+ people waiting in anticipation for the show.
First Match
Alabama Junior Heavyweight Title match
"Action" Mike Jackson (c) vs. Ultimate Dragon
Match is filled from start to finish with back and forth action. The Dragon
seems rather reluctant to get it on with Jackson a few times. They soon start
the match, but it ends up on the outside rather quickly.
Jackson takes a loud chair shot to the back. They eventually get back in the
ring for more action. Jackson grabs Dragon's arm and begins to walk across the
top rope from side to side. Dragon begs for him to get down, Jackson does and
arm drags Dragon for his trouble. The match comes to a conclusion when Dragon
almost hits the referee, but turns around into a Jackson Ace Crusher.
Winner: Mike Jackson via Ace Crusher
Interview with The New Sensation
Sensation walks out with his TCW Lightweight Belt and is being interviewed by
the ring announcer.
The interview is focused on New Sensation's former alliance with the CEO,
Fredrick O'Neal. Sensation stated that he started getting tired of O'Neals cheap
wins and greedy ways. Right before Sensation could finish, O'Neal's music hits
and he walks out. O'Neal has the mic now and apologizes for his ways and that he
has changed. O'Neal offers his hand and Sensation shakes it. The two celebrate
and the crowd is happy with this.
New Sensation is on the top rope posing, when O'Neal runs and gives him a Super
Back Suplex and the two start fighting until TCW Security get them apart. These
two will meet tonight!
2nd Match
"Bullet" Bob Armstrong vs. Big Ron Stud
Big Ron Stud...is...freaking....huge...7'2", 400 pounds....Bob Armstrong looks
like a child in there! Ron is just totally putting it to Bob. Bob soon gets a
little comeback, but gets eyeraked by Ron. Ron is choking the life out of Bullet
in the corner...Scott Armstrong runs in to save his dad, but instead turns on
his father and a 2 vs. 1 starts..."Road Dogg" Jesse James runs in and clears the
ring and states that both of them will meet in a tag team table match!
3rd Match
Cabana Man Dan vs. Bruce Kind
CMD comes out and treats a few fans with some flower necklaces. Bruce Kind comes
out and is entitled "The dirtiest guy you'll ever meet, literally." The two are
in the ring, and then CMD puts his grass skirt on the referee and starts dancing
with him. The match has just begun, Bruce starts the cheating early with pulling
the hair a few times, but CMD becomes too quick for him and gets the upper hand.
Bruce Kind tries to set CMD up for a powerbomb, but CMD crawls under the
legs...they double clothesline each other. They get up slowly, CMD blocks a few
punches and lights Bruce up with his own. He then shoots Bruce off the ropes and
hits a spinning wheel kick. The end of the match has CMD on the top rope and the
referee gets shoved into the turnbuckle, making CMD get crotched. Bruce has him
hooked on the top and hits a top rope DDT, but the ref is knocked out, so he
decides he's gonna hurt CMD, and gets a chair. He goes to smash CMD but the ref
takes the chair, Bruce turns around, CMD hits his move, The Surf's Up for the
win.
Winner: Cabana Man Dan via Surf's Up
4th Match
Total Championship Wrestling Lightweight Title match
New Sensation (c) vs. Fredrick O'Neal
Even though these two are pretty fast guys, there isn't much finess in this
match, these two hate each other at this point in time. Another back and forth
match, this title means a lot to both guys. New Sensation has Fredrick running
the ropes and then he slides out of the ring. Fredrick is still running, what a
goober. The fans are all over this guy. They both start back in the ring.
Sensation picks Fredrick's leg to work on. The ref is also all over the place,
it wasn't too long until the ref was in the way of a New Sensation clothesline.
New Sensation being the nice guy that he is checks the ref, but O'Neal gets his
trusty "golden" golf putter and cracks a hole-in-one over New Sensation's head
for the cheap win.
Winner and new TCW Lightweight Champ: Fredrick O'Neal via cheating
5th Match
TCW World Title match
The Sarge (c) w/ Fredrick O'Neal vs. Lash LeRoux
Lash throws a few lucky fans a set of beads when he comes out. The Sarge comes
out with no music because he doesn't need it. These two lock up, it seems like
Sarge has a big strength advantage over Lash. Lash tries to push the pace a
little bit but Sarge stops him in his tracks with various moves. Lash starts
making a comeback and literally folds up The Sarge with a huge Back Suplex!
Another great title match is among us. The Sarge starts thinking he's tough by
yelling at a girl..
Lash fights off a sleeper hold and throws Sarge off of him. The Sarge goes for a
clothesline, but Lash LeRoux ducks. Lash just hooked him for the Whiplash, but
Sarge falls behind him and tries for a roll-up, Lash holds on to the rope. Sarge
charges at him, Lash has the Whiplash again, and hits it perfectly!
Winner and new TCW champion: Lash LeRoux via Whiplash
After the match, Fredrick gets the mic and says that he's through with Sarge and
that he was going to fire him next week anyways. He offers the world the Lash
LeRoux if he would work for him personally. Lash has that look in his eyes like
he's going for it, he says he's not going to sell out for money and possessions
and shoves O'Neal down. The Sarge is up by now and gives a whoopin' to O'Neal.
Main Event
Tag Team Table match
"Road Dogg" Jesse James & "Bullet" Bob Armstrong vs. Big Ron Stud & Scott
Armstrong
It starts off with Scott and his father, Bob. It didn't take very long until Bob
had his son over his knee and was giving him an old fashioned spanking. Bob tags
in his other son Road Dogg, Dogg also gives his brother a good spank that echoed
in the arena. Scott eyerakes Dogg and starts taking advantage of his cheating
ways. Scott pounds on his brother for a few minutes. Road Dogg gets irish
whipped and ducks a clothesline, The Shake, Rattle and Roll, he takes out Scott,
and then Big Ron Stud. He then introduces his bro to the Shakey Leg Knee Drop.
Big Ron Stud accidently stomps Scott when he was getting pinned. All four men
are brawling in the ring, Bullet gets backdropped out of the ring, he seems to
have jammed his knee on the outside. Road Dogg is left 2 vs. 1 against Ron and
Scott. Scott tells Ron to get the table from under the ring. The table is barely
taller than Big Ron Stud! The table is in the ring now, and Ron has Road Dogg
set for a choke slam...until Lash LeRoux runs out and says that he wants to take
the table for Road Dogg and Bob Armstrong. Massive chokeslam shatters the table.
Winners: Big Ron Stud & Scott Armstrong
Afterwards, Road Dogg and Bob have revived, alongside with Lash they clear the
ring.
After the show the church's pastor has an invitational at the ring, and I must
say, from what I saw, a lot of people have been spoken to by Christ and that is
great!