Da Storee Uv Da Man In Da Swamp
Me iz wun hungree man!! Like to eet... like beeng fatt!
Time fur dinnur! Oh no!! Cubbord iz emptee. Me go git moor foodz.
har har har!!
Gite me big bashin stik dat I gotz fur me burfday and goez out intoo da swamp too bash sum froggees fur dinnur!!
Skuish... skwash... muddee swamp. Smellee too...
Me likez da swamp.
Me seez a froggee... hop hop.
ME GO BASH IT!!
Run aftur da slippree froggee... WAMM... durn me mist... WAMM agin... mist agin.
Grrrr... stoopid froggee hopz too fast!! Me iz gitting reely hungree... me wantz to bash NOW!
Git back heer stoopid froggee! Froggeez taist yummee in speshul froggee gumbo sause.
Froggee iz afrade uv me...
Whur did da hee go? Me kant see him enee moor...
Me lookz arownd...
DERE HEE IZ!!
Run Mark run! Hop ovur da slimee tree... swim undur da lillee padz... throw rok at da froggee!!
Aharhar! I got da froggee trapt in a cornur! he tryz to hide in hollo tree, but I ken see him...
Tip tow, tip tow... don't want ta skare him agin.
BAMMO!!!
Bash the hollo tree wiff big bashin stik! Da tree splinturz into a millyon tinee peesuz!
Wut iz dis?? da froggee izunt alone... he haz froggee familee wiff him...
Dere iz a momma froggee and four littul babee froggees....
Me eet awl uv dem!! Yum yum!! Har har har!!
Me liftz up bashin stick but den me thinkz... wait a minut... me kent kill dem... dat wood be bad...
So now me a alk... alku... alkuholek!! Me likez to dreenk Hineakins and Buddwizer...
har har har!
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