WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED A PhD:

1. God had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt that God wrote it.
6. It may be true that God created the world, but what has the Creator done since then?
7. God's cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating God's results.
9. God never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry God tried to cover it by drowning the subjects.
11. God rarely came to class and just told students to read the book.
12. Some say God's son had to teach the class instead.
13. God expelled the first two students for learning.
14. Although there were only ten requirements, most of God's students failed the tests.
15. God's office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
16. No record of working well with colleagues.

Many thanks to ALL FAITH MINISTRIES for the chuckle. (January 23, 2010)