Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85-years-old to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $7,000.00 per month.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I joined a health club last year. Spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word exercise, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, "Well, she looks good doesn't she?"

We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.