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SLAP YOUR CO-WORKER DAY
October Twenty-Third is official SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY:
- Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about?
- Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?
- Do you have a co-worker who is so obnoxious that when entering a room everyone else leaves?
Well, on behalf of
Turner Brown
, I am so very very glad to officially announce SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! Here are the rules you must follow:
- You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
- You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
- You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
- No weapons are allowed . . . other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
- If questioned by a supervisor or police, if the supervisor is the irritant, you are not required to be truthful.
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping on October Twenty-Third . . . and have a great slapping day!
I will be participating in this event!
J. E. Vesconsort
THE PAPER MILL
MANY THANK GLEN, I'M GLAD I'M RETIRED. (October 15, 2009)
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